#whos knocking

[heartlandians]

New co-host. Camera shy and terrible speaking skills. This is what nepotism gets you. Photos by: Madison Cheeatow

[screaming--agony]

Dear Whoever is Knocking on my door at midnight,

Please stop knocking and hiding when I check who’s on my door step. I may be super fucking scared but don’t underestimate my ptsd because I carry some unusual weapons. Like hammers or bats or knives, or just booby trapping the front door so you fall on your face with a loud crash. Fight or flight, I’ll stab a bitch in my house if you aren’t welcome.

On a much less, aggressive side. The knockings really gotta stop because I’m triggered as all fucking get out. And the more you terrorize me and my dog, it won’t end well for you. Either my dog mauls you or you sustain a head injury/internal bleeding and I accept another couple decades of intensive treatment for this horribile prank.

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