which level of petty do you relate to the most:
john demanding a photographer be fired because he refused to delete the photos that showed john’s forehead
george giving ringo permission to use one of his songs, not liking the version ringo made, and then suing ringo over it
george saying “see you ‘round the clubs” before walking out and quitting the band
paul saying “well you come down here and sing it then!” to george martin when he was trying to give advice on his vocals
ringo throwing away all fan mail and refusing to sign forever because of the people who sell his autograph
john acting like a giddy teenager showing george his latest diss track against paul
honestly just all of “how do you sleep”
paul writing helter skelter just so he could beat the who on having the heaviest song ever written
paul ripping stuart to shreds and constantly picking on his bass skills just cause he didn't like him
john, george, and paul making brian fire pete from the band but also expecting him to show up that night to play since ringo wasn't available
john and george making ringo go to paul’s house alone and have him move his album release date
paul putting two beetles fucking on his solo album cover
george asking paul if his leather jacket was “vegetarian leather”
george getting up to leave his seat because yoko had sat there before
paul (allegedly) leaving a note for john and yoko to see where he basically said “you two think you're hot shit, don't you?” (hope it’s real because that’s so petty lmao)
this whole interview and everything john says
“i don't mind i’ll play whatever you want me to play, or i won't play at all if you want me to. whatever it is, i’ll please you.” - george garrison
in conclusion: a pisces, a libra, and a gemini are the perfect trio for pettiness
