#why ma

[brattyjo]

look at what my mom did 😭😭😭

so i had something for my uni and had to print it out. i put gojo in it so i wouldnt waste the paper since i only need a little piece plus i can have satoru stickers! win win!!! unfortunately for me, i suck at arts and cutting things so i asked my mom to do it for me and look at how she did it— out of all the ways she could cut it, why must it be this 😭😭😭

talk about trauma relishing..

[sugarhoneywatermelon]

Coronavirus had WhatsApp ethnic aunties putting chopped onions in every room

[simplefolk]

My mom is so damn random sometimes. Showing up at my house with holy water. Specifically holy water from the hospitals chapel.

[rainworldroompoll]

I CAN TOGGLE THE SPEED OF THE PICKER WHEEL IVE BEEN USING FOR PICKING ROOMS MY POLLSSS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ari-forgot-how-to-use-this]

My lil bro: *gets a neat haircut that dad doesn't like

Mom: Well, he picked it. Your father should leave him alone.

Me: *gets my hair cut

Mom: Aw what? Your hair was so pretty! Why would you do that to it? D:

[haddietana]

i was suckin beans outta my bean and cheese taco from mama margies and my mamma told me to suck it somewhere else

[pumpkinspice-hotte]

I get offended when my mom leaves me on read.

[josephinepaulart]

things my mother says pt 2

you could make a sailboat out of those granny panties