#whyismyonlyquestion

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Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a wonderful and fun filled one!

thank you!!! :)

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answer and ask

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Rule one: Always post the rules


Rule two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 10 new ones


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answers:

1. What would you do with a million dollars? (besides giving it to charity or putting it away for college, because that’s the realistic thing to do)

Get a horse. A million would probably cover the buying price, vet/farrier fees, tack, grooming supplies, and boarding fees for about a year, so I'd get my own horse <3

2. Who is one celebrity you can’t stand?

Well, I can't stand most celebrities (*pretentious Holden Caulfield voice* "They're all phonies") but I would probably slap a Kardashian across the face if I ever saw one of them.

3. Worst (best) pick up line?

hey bby do u wanna find the exponential growth of my natural log

4. Tell us your most embarrassing story.

"Most" embarrassing denotes that there have been some events in my life that were relatively less cringe-worthy than others, so I cannot answer this question, because all of my embarrassing moments are equally mortifying. (but when i first saw frozen i screamed 'son of a bitch' when hans revealed his contempt for ana in a public theater with children around also when i was seven i really had to go pee in the middle of a public production of junie b jones first grader at last but i couldnt just run off stage so i just peed right there during the show and that was exceptionally horrifying)

5. What was your weirdest dream?

One time I had this weird ass crack dream where I climbed a fortress-y book mountain made of Seamus Heaney's translation of Beowulf and upon reaching the top, fell backwards dramatically into a pit of blackness and landed in a swingset thing built over the barn I ride at. After I jumped off the swingset, a mass amount of unruly teenagers proceeded to bombard me with yells and house music and the barn turned into a party thing and I couldn't find my friend's horse and I was looking for some other person idk who and then I woke up and yeah

6. What celebrity do you want to be platonic best friends with?

Morgan Freeman

7. Oreo cookies: the cookie or the cream?

Making me choose is borderline treason against the International Consensus on the Ethics of the Edible (aka ICEE), but cookies. I'm (not) sorry

8. Are you one of those people who immediately pick all of their hair out of the brush, or do you not care? (weird question I know, but hopefully your answers will solve an argument I’m having)

I don't brush my hair, it's super curly. (but in the past when i had straighter hair I did, so there you go)

9. What’s the worst/best birthday gift you’ve ever gotten?

I'm going to interpret this question as the gift that was simultaneously the best and worst birthday gift, and that'd be the talking paper Buddha my sister gave me this year. No words. (she also gave me chocolate so)

10. Most recently read book?

A Constellation of Vital Phenomena by Anthony Marra. Probably one of the most heavy, raw, beautifully written masterpieces of all time. Go read it, I recommend it to anyone who wants bare truth, no matter how heartbreaking and horrible, with a good sense of maturity (I will definitely reread it when I'm older).

asks:

What flavor of Bertie Bott's would you love to try?

What is the oddest name you've ever encountered?

Do you read the paper?

How often do you think about the stars, ie space, galaxies, astrophysics, time/time travel, existentialist Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman questions?

Why do you love you favorite animal?

Do you like the color of your eyes?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What cartoon did you absolutely hate as a kid?

Country or city?

Name a classical music piece that moves you.

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