#whyscserious

[vuulpecula]

✖ @whyscserious cont.

Shrugging, Fox fiddled with the shiny pink wrapper between her fingers. "I could, but then it wouldn't really be yours anymore, would it?" To say she had a sweet tooth was an understatement, though none were on display as she smiled to herself. "Doesn't taste as good when it doesn't belong to someone else."

[vyrulent]

starter call || @whyscserious

The body lay lifeless. Water had flooded his lungs until he'd faded from existence. Ariel dropped the body. Her top half was drenched. Red hair pressed flush against her skin. She may look the part of a weak woman, but mermaids had to fight the strong ocean currents daily. She could hold adult men beneath water. It was a mermaid's trait to drown, and she'd done it for him.

Looking over to the Joker, her blue eyes scanned him for any hurt. He was absent blood, absent any excessive holes that did not belong.

"Are you okay? He didn't hurt you, did he?"

[godresembled]

@whyscserious asked ❝ you're not scared, are you? ❞

He was terrified — had been nonstop since he was eight years old. Being Batman mitigated some of it, enhanced other aspects. The Joker was a perfect encapsulation of the other. Still— "You're getting predictable."

[sookiestackhcuse]

❝ You do remember I can hear your thoughts, right? ❞

✞ ───── open starter !

[tootyfuckingfruity]

“How do I look?” @whyscserious

[morb1dg1rla]

@whyscserious // 💜.

gotham wasn't a safe place to be walking around at night. then again,gotham wasn't safe when she was out at night. she was looking for trouble,itching for a reason to fuck shit up. without running into the batman,which was a rare occurrence for her since she was a lesser known criminal around gotham,not even on the cops radar.

scout had worked for the scarecrow before he got captured,running errands for him and keeping an eye on things while he was away doing god knows what,which kept her protected and safe from other criminals in the city. now she had no one,and she heard rumors about a so called joker terrorizing gotham these days. she rounded a corner in an alley way,trying to get to her apartment when she spotted someone.

trouble on her mind,she gets out her trusty knife,a butterfly knife that was pretty iridescent colors,shining in the moonlight,she calls out,❝ y'know,it's not safe to be around here this late without company. ❞she drawls,blade gripped in her hand,knuckles turning white until she got closer,squinting her eyes to realize it was a fucking clown. at least that's what he looked like. she tucked her blade away,blushing from embarressment.

❝ oh,shit. sorry thought you were a citizen. you're clearly not. so uh,what are you ? ❞

[iamdarcylewis]

@whyscserious said: ❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

Of course Darcy had been making a stupid sandwich for him. Because he always wanted a sandwich and even when Darcy had explain time and time again that she didn't want anything to do with him, the J.oker kept showing up, demanding that one stupid sandwich.

And Darcy had enough. When she was cutting some veggies for the sandwich, he had made a comment that made Darcy lose her marbles and just went at him, poking his hand with the sharp knife.

She expected screaming, shouting but somehow his voice sounded way scarier when he was calm, or maybe he was mad but didn't scream. Ugh, stupid, stupid, stupid.

"You clean it, it's your blood after all."

[facepeeled]

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kennedy spalding is calista's brother. he's an investment banker and also a real creep, towards all women but especially towards his sister. he likes to throw his money around and thinks everyone has a price. cricket thinks he's cute so she lets the behavior slide and sometimes even encourages it, like a game of chicken. they aren't necessarily close, but she does see him more often than any other member of calista's family. sometimes they'll go out drinking and she'll sleep on his couch. sometimes he watches her sleep from the hallway with a look on his face she can't quite read. it's a little too dark.