#wicked k

[imagine-darksiders]

Me during the Darksiders apocalypse: (I’m British)

[alphagravy]

[assortedvillainvault]

Hello, Chance anon here! When you have a minute, I’d like some Darksiders fluff, please. You can choose who to write for! Thank you!

Heya Chance! You're a diamond and ily, I'm on the coach to Italy as I write this but will schedule for later in the week to post due to predictably bad internet while on the move.

Fuck yea fluff time.

Vulgrim

Vulgrim can sniff out a gap in the market like nobody's business.

With Earth shattered, basic amenities scarce and the entire remaining human population in one place (the Maker Tree) he has a prime opportunity that his target market simply cannot refuse...

"Vulgrim how the fuck do you know what a spa day is?"

"Hush little mortal or I'll remove your discount. Now, skin detox or pedicure first?"

He huffs in mock affront at your surprise that he actually knows what he's offering. He can't uphold his mercantile reputation without doing research first you know! He's working on a Hellish equivalent to sell to the higher ranking demons.

Pretty soon the entire tree is scrubbing away the grime and stress of the apocalypse. The payment was a promise from Ulthane not to paste him via hammer from across the tree if someone wants to make conversation.

You somehow manage to get him to join in, much to the Makers disdain.

He's adding horn polishing to the HellSpa package - your little hands feel divine, he's tempted to steal you again.

Chancellor

There's very few things that will cause the Chancellor to break his foul mood.

But by now you've got grumpy ghoul wrangling down to a science.

You call it a diplomatic meeting. It's a picnic with wine, bitching and the Undying lands only book club.

It's customary for you to slide a new volume to him and for him to return at the next meeting, book finished and Full of Opinions.

He loves quasi historical political intrigue. He will sputter and shout if you make a comment about how it's the ones with bad romantic clichés and cringy sex scenes that he devours the fastest.

One of these days you'll sneak a portable movie player into the keep and then you'll have to sit through a 10hour rant on the implausibility of Game of Thrones - no DON'T pause it he's not finished yet.

If you get him anything to keep instead of borrow he might actually thank you. Then he'll swear you to secrecy in a blind panic because nobody can know he's not entirely an unmitigated pain in the neck.

Wicked Killington

Did someone say DANCE PRACTICE??!

This man is ready to tango, foxtrot and cha cha at a moment's notice. Don't know how? He'd be delighted to teach you!

It doesn't matter if you're travelling with Death himself, you're being stolen for a jig amongst the rubble. Where is the music coming from? Don't ask.

He's got a gramophone in his Hat. This is never mentioned or brought up again.

He's surprisingly patient and full of encouragement.

Fucking body slams a trauma through a building when it dares interrupt you both. You're eyeing that cane like it's a tactical warhead now.

"The GALL! Honestly my dear these demons- can't even give them the time of day! Now, where were we? A-one, a-two-"

He might be insane, undead and potentially cursed, but he's nothing but a gent and the safest place in the city is probably by his side.

[robotdragonfanatic]

Day 25: With a Human Friend

Hunter: “And then what happened?”

Wicked K: “Why, I called him a boob and Jetson-ed away. Now be honest, how do you like my new moustache?”

Inktober prompt by @imagine-darksiders​

[proxis-shattered-expectations]

@imagine-darksiders fifth prompt was a tough choice, but after fighting against Wicked K in Darksiders Genesis, it had to be him. The one, the only, Wicked Killington!

Day 5: Undead

[darksiderscreations]

If you still wanna do the 6 characters thing, what would you do with Abbadon, Uriel, Ulthane, the Chancellor, Wicked K, and Envy? :)

Ohhhhhhh dang. 🤭

Prompt: 6 characters: who would you:

push off a cliff, kiss, marry, set on fire, wrap a blanket around, and be roommates with?

I would set Abbadon on fire for sure. May your feathers burn you backstabbing horrific MOTHER FUCKING- *ahem* anyway. (No shame to abbadon lovers at all, I just...he makes me angry. How dare you hurt War. Grr.)

I think I would kiss Uriel. She's beautiful. I mean, come on. She's gonna be a good kisser. ;)

I WOULD MARRY ULTHANE WITH MY ENTIRE HEART i love that giant. Hehe. Plus, wouldn't he be the best husband ever? Can you imagine going on little adventures with him? Yelling with him "PISS OFF PIDGEONS" lol. And the way he protects the humans in DS3? My heart can't take it. He may act tough but he's a sweetie. <3

I would wrap a blanket around the Chancellor and spend a good time talking with him. He isn't my favorite character but I bet he would have some great stories!

I would push Wicked K off of a cliff. I think it'd be hilarious. 😈

Lastly I would 100% be roommates with Envy. Do you know how fun that'd be?! Can you imagine the sass?!? Oh my gosh. 10/10

[darksiderssin]

Hi it's me again :3 Can I have another chubby s/o nsfw request? But this time of Wicked K and The Mad Smith please.

Can do hun!

Wicked K:

He literally can't remember the last time he had skin, so this is fun for him.

K likes your squishy bits because they're comfy and fun to poke when you guys are having a moment.

Will tell you in no uncertain terms how wonderful he thinks you are. There's just more to love! And you're so comfy to sleep on!

Admits that he used to be on the lanky side when he was alive and he never looked good in anything, so the body positivity he didn't get is going to you. 

The Mad Smith

Much like Ulthane (and other Makers), he doesn't get why humans are so sensitive about being on the bigger side.

He likes you this way. You're squishy and soft and he hasn't been able to have either of those things in a long time. 

Expect rambles about that though, he'll be going on for a while. It's a bad habit of his.

Spills compliments all over you during and between lovemaking. The guy's been lonely for who knows how long, just let him love you ok

[deadharvester]

☕️Wicked K Aesthetic☕️ Requested by @abyssofthevoid