#widowsbiite

[dontxswallow]

@widowsbiite 

     “Open the box. Go on.”

           ’she’ll chop it off, man.’

[northxrnsky]

widowsbiite;

                        “Just Peter is fine, thank you.”

[therussicnway]

         JAW IS TIGHT, eyes  distant.  a muscle JUMPS as teeth grind together,          and there is a  WAR  raging in his eyes. a   long-endured BATTLE.  a deep-seated ANGUISH.

        ❛       У меня был брат один раз.       он умер                                  еще в детском доме вскоре после моя                                  мать покончила с собой.    они пришли                                  за мной вскоре после.         ❜

widowsbiite​ & anarchiisms​​

[therussicnway]

[text; tol] Why are you outside and mostly naked when you could be in bed and completely naked?

[[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  it’s too hot in there [[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  or maybe I’m too hot

[therussicnway]

[text; tol] What was that? ‘Cuddly Russian Teddy Bear’? Got it. 

[[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  just for that I’m being cremated [[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  when I die, throw my ashes in fury’s eyes

[therussicnway]

[text; tol] Is that an invitation or…..?

[[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  it means we’ve watched jurassic park too many times [[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  also, we’re watching jurassic world tonight. bring popcorn

[therussicnway]

[text; tol] I am going to throw up on your pillow next. 

[[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  jokes on you [[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  that’s your pillow too [[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  I stole it

[therussicnway]

[text]:I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters || accepting [ x ]

[[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  funny, I was just thinking the same thing[[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  please tell me you’re wearing the blue gabana and not that god awful purple dior one clint got you for christmas[[ text: itsy bitsy spider ]] ;;  you look like a genderbent professor plum when you do