#wierdos

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“A chance for fuckin’ what? Look, kill the fuckin’ fish fuck boy and bring me the head of Jill…or err James Norringvale or whatever the fuck the thing wants to be called and then we’ll talk, sweetheart.”

I got you dada whatever you want😩

*fake gasp* “Look what I found,doll. It’s v-one! Such a crazy fuckin’ coincidence, I must say. It’s time to fuck up some vampires today! I’m sure you’ll do a fine job, doll while I beat the shit out of the gay fish finned bottom.”

@ashortdropandasuddenstop this is war

[maladaptive-ninja-returns]

Why am I the only one in my family and friends who cannot write with a pen that does not have a cap attached to it?

You don't understand, the pen without it's cap clipped to it's back feels like a Victorian gentleman without his long hat. It feels incomplete, purposeless. Why do I have to be the weird one when I want to keep the two body parts of that Pen together? It just feels right that way. The weight, the angle, it feels correct only when they are together

[littleguymart]

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[intxperience]

INTP- We were so wierd as kindergartners

INTJ- True, kindergartners in general are wierd

INTP- I bet we are the wierd ones to them

INTJ- technically everybody is wierd, therefore it’s normal

INTP- wait, that means that if you’re normal, than your wierd

INTJ- oops, guess we are stuck in a paradox again 🙃

INTP- guess that’s what will be going inside my head for the next few hours

INTJ- honestly, yes

[thief-anon]

what u never seen a plague doctor dancing to funky beats before?? 

[jonghogf]

so ur telling me i have six different smut tags blocked and that shit still comes up on my dash ???? yall amaze me

[forgottenpasta]

I never understood why fans boast about their fav kpop idol’s wealth. Why are you proud at someone else’s wealth when you tweet about how broke you are and how capitalism is squeezing you dry?

​‘“fUcK CapITaLiSm🤪’ i tweet while buying the 82626th copy of my favs album to collect all the picture cards which I KNOW are specifically designed and marketed to get me to buy more albums like the selectively indignant person I am”