#wildlifeaita

[inthelittlewood]

Boss when we doin' the AITA

Should probably get an AITA tag going for it shouldn't we

Alright folks, have at it! Am I The Asshole posts written from the POV players in Wild Life

Here is the previous one for examples:

https://www.youtube.com/live/SWE5GNxLuhs?si=Yf7O-z_pXBTHViXy

If you have a funny / punny username to accompany them then that'd be great too

Once we've got enough good'nes I'll get them all pulled together for a reaction stream 👍

[thesilveregg]

AITA for starting a secret alliance with my situationship?

I (30-something M) teamed up with my friends J (28M) and L (32F) in our friend group’s latest bonding activity/death game. All three of us have a reputation for dying a lot (even though I won the last game, not to brag) so we really wanted to come out on top this time.

Our other friends, M (29M), S (45M), and G (31M) formed a team that based near us, and we had a lot of beef with them. G specifically wanted to kill both me and J until we were out of the game, so it’s safe to say tension was high. However, after a prank involving a robot and a snail caused me to lose a life, G felt bad and came to me with a compromise. He gave me a mace and proposed an alliance between me and the rest of his team.

Now for context, me and G have a bit of a complicated relationship in these games. He beat me to death in a desert, I tortured him using ice, you know, normal relationship things. Things have been kinda weird since he cheated on me with B (34M) a couple years back, so of course I jumped at the opportunity to reconnect with him!

Here’s where I might be the asshole. Even though he was cool with me, G made it very clear that he was still out to get J. Still, I didn’t think much of it until the end of the game. It turns out that G had set up a trap in our base that would explode everyone inside of it. Immediately after I lost my last life, G activated the trap, killing J and L both.

I feel kinda bad for allying with the guy who took out the rest of my team. Pretty soon after, the eldritch gods that orchestrate these games took me back to the prison that they’ve been isolating me in for the last year, so I don’t know if they’re mad at me or not. AITA?

[narcissusinvain]

Would I be the asshole for killing my best friend’s horse? [COMMENTS+UPDATE]

From u/washedup

I know, I know, the title looks bad. 

For some context: I (29-109M) and my best friend, B, (42M) know a thing or two about horses. We’re pretty good at sniffing out the ones with the most potential to be good jumpers or nice and speedy.

So we've been competing for a while as to who can get the best horse the fastest.

It can get pretty intense - the last competition, B killed horses to use their skin for a saddle so that he could win, and then lorded it over me for ages.

I reckon this means it’s safe to say that not much is off limits. 

This time, I managed to tame and keep the best horse with the help of my other buddy and a hefty amount of haggling which has made me the winner of this round!

But now back to the present, where I’ve just entered our area and this new horse is here, and B's jumping all over the shop claiming it’s the fastest on the server. 

Call me competitive if you’d like, but I can barely stand my buddy’s smug and now winning grin and my fingers keep hovering over the bucket of lava I have stored… 

So, WIBTA if I killed it?

Comments:

hOrse-lOver100:

DONT NO DONT YOUR BUDDY MIGHTVE JUST TRAVELLED TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD TO FIND THIS HORSE PLEASE PLEASE DONT NO

stitch-me-up:

Depends. Do you think he’d try to kill your horse at some point? If so, do it. If not, I have some experience in stealing large four-legged animals from people who deserve it, so if you need any tips, lmk! 

neck-kisses-are-cool: 

I’ll link a website I’ve used to create the most painful ways to murder horses :)

UPDATE:

Hi, all. Thanks for all your comments and advice. I didn’t think I’d update, but I have something small to share: I killed the horse! It wasn’t quite as graceful as I was hoping, but luckily my buddy seemed so shell shocked he didn’t question me too much, and I’m now the proud owner of the fastest horse on the server!

[mummyscarian]

AITA for accusing my roommate of "cheating" on us?

(a/n: for martyn's wild life aita)

For context, I (29M) am roommates with my best friend (31M), who I'll call G, and a mutual friend of ours (40'sM), who I'll call S. We only recently became roommates, and are still adjusting to living together. S and I get along really well, and I thought G was happy being our roommate too but now I'm not too sure.

So basically, we needed some ingredients for something but we didn't have any, so S and I went out to go get some together while G went out on his own, which I thought was odd, because he could have gone with us.

We ended up getting the ingredients we needed from some friends of ours, and we even ended up getting a cow too, which we also needed! When G got back he didn't tell us where he had gone, but everything still seemed okay to me, until later on, when he, again, said he was going off on his own to go get some supplies. This felt really weird to me, and I asked S if he also thought it was weird, but he didn't at first.

But then G came back a little later, saying he had forgotten something, and I stopped him and asked him to be honest with us about where he was going, and if he was hiding things from us. He was confused, and said he was just going to get supplies for us. S believed him, but I still wasn't sure. We got into a bit of an argument over him leaving on his own, and he was the one who said I was accusing him of "cheating" on him even though I didn't say that specifically, but I do kind of feel like he WAS cheating on us as roommates by leaving so often.

G went off on his own again, and S and I talked for a bit afterwards. Then our friend M came over. M mentioned that he and G had been working together and that he and G had gotten some cows together, which shocked me as G had never mentioned getting any cows at all. S accused M of trying to make G look like a liar, because M is known to try and stir drama sometimes, but M said it was true and to ask some other friends of ours as apparently they had STOLEN the cows from them. We told M to stay here until G got back because we wanted to hear the truth from G.

When G got back, we asked him if had gotten cows. And he immediately said he had! We got upset at M then for trying to make G look bad, but G explained that they had worked together to get the cows. S and I decided to believe him, but M pointed out how quickly I was to accuse both him and G, and G also called me paranoid. We ended up moving on from that and got into a slightly related argument with M which also ended with M calling all three of us paranoid.

Am I really being too paranoid? I feel like I was justified in feeling weird about how G kept leaving S and I. AITA?

update: I ended up talking with G some more, and he told me that he DID tell me he had gotten the cows and hidden them, and I realized I had thought he was talking about MY cow that I had also hidden.

[w3ndytheraccoon]

u/SolidarityCanary

AITA for celebrating (…again) and then laughing at my friend’s grave when he died ?

Now, I know it sounds bad, but let me explain. For context. I (28m) along with my other friends, are stuck in a death game of sort created by some eldritch beings that enjoy seeing us suffer (I’m half sure my friend, G (31m) is one of them and my other friend M (34m) is related somehow actually. G's relevant to this story btw). This is the 6th time we’ve play this, and I’m always out first, with the exception of the last game, where my sister, L (32f) died first instead (I celebrated that time too, which is why there’s an again in the title. She’s cool about it)

This game, I teamed up with my sister and another friend of ours, S (I’m gonna be honest no one knows how old he is he’s very vague). During the fifth session of the game, my friend MJ (29m) died in his base because of a miscalculation with the tnt. I, as any reasonable person, celebrated not dying first, especially since I was a red name and close to dying myself. Plus, S and another one of my friend, GT (28f) were also cheering with me, so I didn’t see the problem !

Now, this next part is where I might’ve been the asshole. M, before he died, was in a team with G and SM (No one knows his age either), and they were obviously devastated. So the next day, G built a grave for him, and was asking people if they have anything to say to MJ. I was there, so y’know, I came up, and G let me despite his grudge over me killing him a session before (long story). Then I laughed at MJ. It wasn’t anything big, just a simple “ha ha” ! But G got really mad and pulled out a bow and start shooting me !

I honestly don’t think I was that out of line. Like, when I teamed up with G and a friend of ours (who is also my sister’s husband), J (31m) during the 4th game, they also cracked jokes and laughed when they visited my grave (that they, granted, built for me) ! Why is it a problem when I do it to his teammate ? G laughed when I died ! And we were teammates too !

But what do you think ? I don’t think I was in the wrong, but aita ?

[legenbeery]

AITA for cheating on two different polycules, a family and a potential mystery fourth group at the same time?

Now hear me out, I, (Mystery Age M) am in what almost seems like a hunger games esque death game with many other players and have been for atleast 6 seasons now. This season we spawned in an unknown world with unknown ‘wild cards’ being constantly thrown at us and everything was uncertain. I ended up with B (42M) and T (also mystery age M). None of us were the strongest players I’ll admit, I’ve always brought a kind of washed up, pathetic wet cat energy to these death games. Early on I realised that with B and T as my teammates we may not be the strongest group. We were already messing up from the beginning, missing diamonds, falling behind in building (all because of B’s stupid golden rules with building and forcing me to build out of copper), me and B were also tense due to us going through a pseudo custody battle over a random horse, and overall I think we weren’t really feeling the love as much as we could. I tried bringing our team together a bit, tried to give us a tuff reputation by encouraging B and T to start messing with people and stealing but I wasn’t made for it, I always felt bad for stealing despite intending to be a tuff guy. I tried creating this plan so that no one would mess with us but it failed miserably, none of us are even remotely intimidating and it felt more like we were a joke than actual tuff guys, yet I tried to keep this to myself. Due to this insecurity I felt the need to also form an alliance with a random family (made up of J, 31M and G 28F) with a car that lived near us, the family were much stronger than both I and my supposed allies in my opinion and I was honestly kind of surprised that it was so easy to worm my way into their strong alliance but I wasn’t going to pass that opportunity so early on into this death game.

This next part is where I may start to sound a bit like the AH to some but the family just didn’t feel like enough and I had other wants for my death game experience. It all started when one day we were faced with these weird boys that made us answer trivia questions, we got rewards for correct answers in these trivia and I really wanted a trident. I however did not get a trident despite being so good at the trivia, I didn’t get a single question wrong and gave it my all to appease those silly bots but they didn’t want to give me what I wanted, it was if they knew and were purposely not giving me a trident. I then came across S (29M) who did have a trident and I was so jealous of him, so I started following him around, pestering him, sucking up to him and quite literally begging on my knees for him to give me a trident. Eventually S decided to try and make a deal, whether it be out of pity, affection or some other mystery intention I have no idea, but S started talking with his own alliance and despite the doubts of S’s alliance at the time, S managed to convince them to let me join their alliance and S would give me a trident (what a nice guy!). It was at this point that I realised that I was in too deep It was then that I realised that I now had a third cheating situation on my conscience, which also meant another sneaky link to hide, this caused me to constantly rush around to different team meetings in order to not arouse suspicion. I think quite a few of them were growing quite suspicious but I didn’t stop, I was in too deep to living life as a cheater. At one point later on in the death game I even ended up trying to insert myself into a fourth group! (Though they didn’t properly welcome me I tried - another cheating attempt, this one for no reason), I later found out that one of the guys in that fourth group, J (28M) genuinely thought I wanted a loyal involvement with them and didn’t even know I was already cheating with three different groups, apparently I was decently convincing? I do think atleast a few people suspected that I was cheating on them but didn’t speak up either way, or if they did it alludes me now.

So AITA for cheating on perhaps atleast 7 different people in total?

Edit: In the end none of these worked out for me as I ended up dying by my own hands ironically, and I accidentally killed both S and G and ruined my chances of maintaining these alliances much to my dismay. Just thought you guys would wanna know that cheating apparently isn’t a good survival strategy.

[alphabetical-az]

Am I the A-Hole For Taking My Friend's DNA Post-Mortem?

Okay, this needs a bit of context. I, RD, (42 M), have just entered my 4th round of a death match game me and my friends have been thrown into by primordial beings. There have been 6 rounds so far, but I missed a few.

Anyway, a freind of mine, M (34, M) and I had this really interesting dynamic roleplay-esque thing going in the first game, and we really bonded over that, especially when he beheaded me. From that point forward, while I've not been particularly allied with him in most games, we've met up frequently and gone off on random side quests together often. Well, this game, we found ourselves allied again. This game's "gimmick," so to speak, was basically that every session there would be a new twist, and in the penultimate session, the twist was that everyone received a superpower. Mine was that I could copy other's DNA and turn into them, effectively making me a shape-shifter.

Now, there's not much about M here, so I wanted to come out and say that for the record, he tends to be very good at the games. He even won one round, although I wasn't there to see it, as it was one of the ones I'd missed. This will be important later.

Anyways, at some point, I copied his DNA and, in doing so, was able to transform into him, as per usual. At this point, it was nearing the end of the session, and I was getting very used to using my abilities. So color me surprised when, seemingly out of nowhere, my partner for the games dies 3rd! This is where I feel like I might be the AH, especially with the consequences. As a prank, I use the pre-copied DNA to transform myself into M one last time, and it's pretty funny. The session ends, and my superpower fades with it, but I find that M's DNA doesn't. So, next session, I've fused into this DNA abomination thing that we'll call MR. My friends all think it's weird and are judging my way of dealing with grief (to each their own, dude), and I keep blacking out and finding myself in weird situations. My voice has changed, my face and body have changed, and to complicate matters further, M's body gets reanimated, and now there's two of us walking around. I do run into him, and we have a really dramatic moment, but still, something about it feels wrong. I don't want M's legacy to be some superpower DNA swap gone wrong, and even I'll admit the situation was a bit weird. So, AITA?

[random1bxy]

AITA for tryna get my old friend to not be mad at me

so me 28 F and my best friend (28 F) from an previous season that we will just call G has been mad at me ever since we joined this game because of me almost killing her last time. I dont think she should hold grudges against me and forgive me so we can murder people together again!

G has constantly been saying she doesnt love me even how much i try to get her back my teammates that we will call S and C been telling me to stop always going by to bug G into forgiving me i personally want my best friend back i dont get why she's mad at me i didnt kill her just almost! G seem to be open abt hating me and i dont lile that... I just basically go by her base every day to ask her how much she loves me today or how much she hates me! I don't get why people think I'm in the wrong here!

So AITA?