aita for suing my ex and her new boyfriend, my cousin? (for clarity this is about fictional characters)
I (25F) was with my ex (23F) for two years. we moved in together a month after we met- I know, I know, U-Hauling -and were really happy. she is so talented and ambitious and I knew her career could really go places. problem was, a bunch of guys kept trying to get with her even though she turned them down. she told me not to worry about them, and that should have been a red flag, in hindsight
anyway, long story short, she ran off with my douchebag cousin (26M), a wannabe manosphere podcaster whose family lost their money after a huge labor violations investigation on their company. on the night when I'd booked a huge hall for her to give a presentation to a bunch of important people who could have helped launch her as a political speaker. no joke
I'm considering suing her for the hall rental fees (it's least she can give me after breaking my heart and turning out to be a Leopards Eating Faces Party traitor, too) even though she and my cousin don't really have any money. aita?
I'm sure it's been done before. This is just my stab at if Illario Dellamorte wrote an AITA post
AITA for trying to help my cousin leave the family business?
I (M34) and my cousin L (M35) have worked for the family business run by my grandmother C (F70) for our entire adult lives. C took us in as children after our parents were killed and began training us to join the family business very young. C was very strict and used harsh corporal punishment and withholding necessities when we did not meet her expectations.
C always favorited L to take over the family business. L was happy working for the family business but never wanted to be the boss.
I thought I would help L by hiring someone to give him an excuse to go on a permanent hiatus from the family business. The plan was for C to then hand the reins of business to me but instead C was not happy about this and kept trying to get L to come home.
Unfortunately my former associate was more hurtful than helpful and left L with some personal demons. C hired a family friend, R, to convince L to come home for a bit then take a consulting contract with R.
I convinced C she needed to take a break.
L decided to confront my former associate but I intervened so she couldn't hurt him. I tried to convince R that L really needed to stay away from the family business for his own mental health. Instead R and L accused me of trying to sabotage L and C and C decided to retire and make L the head of the company. It was revealed L and R are romantically involved. L now has R helping him with the family business and I've been cut out.
All I wanted to do was help L and give C a break. So AITA?
AITA for celebrating (…again) and then laughing at my friend’s grave when he died ?
Now, I know it sounds bad, but let me explain. For context. I (28m) along with my other friends, are stuck in a death game of sort created by some eldritch beings that enjoy seeing us suffer (I’m half sure my friend, G (31m) is one of them and my other friend M (34m) is related somehow actually. G's relevant to this story btw). This is the 6th time we’ve play this, and I’m always out first, with the exception of the last game, where my sister, L (32f) died first instead (I celebrated that time too, which is why there’s an again in the title. She’s cool about it)
This game, I teamed up with my sister and another friend of ours, S (I’m gonna be honest no one knows how old he is he’s very vague). During the fifth session of the game, my friend MJ (29m) died in his base because of a miscalculation with the tnt. I, as any reasonable person, celebrated not dying first, especially since I was a red name and close to dying myself. Plus, S and another one of my friend, GT (28f) were also cheering with me, so I didn’t see the problem !
Now, this next part is where I might’ve been the asshole. M, before he died, was in a team with G and SM (No one knows his age either), and they were obviously devastated. So the next day, G built a grave for him, and was asking people if they have anything to say to MJ. I was there, so y’know, I came up, and G let me despite his grudge over me killing him a session before (long story). Then I laughed at MJ. It wasn’t anything big, just a simple “ha ha” ! But G got really mad and pulled out a bow and start shooting me !
I honestly don’t think I was that out of line. Like, when I teamed up with G and a friend of ours (who is also my sister’s husband), J (31m) during the 4th game, they also cracked jokes and laughed when they visited my grave (that they, granted, built for me) ! Why is it a problem when I do it to his teammate ? G laughed when I died ! And we were teammates too !
But what do you think ? I don’t think I was in the wrong, but aita ?
I recently arrived in a small town that has gotten crowded due to summer tourists. One night, I was hanging out near the beach, and I was feeling pretty hungry and looking for something different than what I normally eat. One of those tourists got a little too close to me, so I ate her. Since it happened by the water, the authorities declared it a boating accident and left me alone.
But more and more people started coming around to where I live, and I was so hungry that I just couldn’t help myself. I started picking off more and more. The townspeople finally caught on to what I was doing and put a bounty on my head. But - and I couldn’t believe my luck - they didn’t want to actually close the beach where I’d been hanging around, so it was easy enough for me to keep coming back for another snack.
Things finally reached a breaking point when I decided to ruin everyone’s Fourth of July by showing up and eating again. Now they’ve got a new team chasing after me and these three guys actually seem to know what they’re doing for once. Maybe I should have quit while I was ahead. But can you blame me? I was hungry.
AITA for confronting the woman I'm seeing for appearing in a dream?
AITA for confronting the (3059F) woman I'm (22M) seeing on the side (yea ik it's bad, but tbf it was in the dreamworld) for torturing my (21F) girlfriend (also in the dreamworld but still kind of yikes). It was suggested to me by my (72F) sort of mentor/surrogate parent ish who also has a beef (?) with a the woman I'm seeing (yea ik it's a mess) which I feel kinda muddies the waters a bit lol. AITA for confronting her about it?
I'm (750M) a god of a pretty big and important city. I take a lot of pride in maintaining order and keeping crime to a minimum. Unfortunately, a nearby city (300M) has a bit of a reputation for harbouring criminals and ne'er-do-wells of all sorts. I've gone low-contact with him (we are coworkers so I can't cut contact altogether, it's complicated). But recently, his... Child? Byproduct? Thingy came to my city, so naturally I had the thing imprisoned. I just felt like the risk to my people was too great, and this was really a big violation on Rival City's (RC) part for crossing my boundaries anyway. But now people are saying I "unjustly imprisoned him" and "he hasn't done anything wrong". He's a representative of RC and carries all the abilities and memories of their god! I think he's a clear danger to my people and he needed to be locked away. AITA for protecting my city?
Edit: please stop speculating whether RC is Vash. I need to protect my privacy.
Edit edit: you all wouldn't last a day in my arena
AITA for inviting my archenemy and his (ex?) girlfriend on a date the same time same place?
So some background info, I (17M) joined Ls (M 19 at the time) fight against his ultra neglectful father and extended family when I was 12. It was an easy decision considering they also neglect my mom (∞F) and I was tired of the disrespect she received and is still receiving. I just want to make her proud and get her some acknowledgement for all she did for them through centuries, you see. The fact that the summer camp they run made me and a lot of other kids sleep on the floor also helped.
Long story short, we lost horribly. L got killed at age 23, most of my friends died when two people from the summer camp exploded our main base ship and the neglectful parents™ killed my siblings (admittedly because of a wrong decision I made), twisted my mom's arm to stop fighting and kicked me out of the summer camp for life.
Now, this left me immensely angry at my archenemy, let's call him P (17M) as he was one of the people that blew up our ship, the leader of who we were fighting against, and as I suspect, responsible for Ls death so I swore vengeance to avenge the deaths of the people I loved.
Now the problem is, P had broken up with A (17F) as the amount of power he has scared both of them and he didn't want to hurt her. Apparently it happened at an unplanned trip to Ps uncle Hs (∞M) basement and my previous boss Ks (∞M) jail. I have no idea how they even ended up there. Despite my murder attempts P had been incredibly kind to me and denies that he killed L/K. I CANNOT put my undying hatred for this man into words but after a few unintentional date nights I think I have fallen in love with him.
Around this time A found me. One thing that I and everyone around me know is just how protective A and P are of eachother. One time my late friend E(17M) tried to stab P in his weakest point and A took a poisoned knife for him. P broke his nose in retaliation, I think if E hadn't escaped P would've killed him right there. Anyways, A is also very possessive and didn't take being broken up out of nowhere very well due to her abandonment issues. The thing is, she, like me, also looked up to L and we used to be friends when I was at the summer camp. After some mental warfare, a knife fight and some crying about L, one thing led to another and we ended up going on dates.
Neither A and P are aware I also meet up with the other but from what I've heard from them, they sound like they were a very dysfunctional and codependent couple. I feel like they're just using me to fill up their loneliness and as a person to vent up about their increasing resentment towards the neglectful parents™, almost like a pet passed between two exes.
I talked about this with Es ghost, who called me an idiot, and my mom and adopted dad (40+/dead,M) both pointed out I was as lonely as A and P.
So Aita for inviting both of them to the same date because I want to sort things out?
I created a side blog for this because of self consciousness, lmao, hi mutuals this is for you/hj
So I (mid-20s M) was recently approached by my ex-best friend, V (also mid-20s M), where he asked me for a place to stay after his now ex-girlfriend kicked him out (for reasons unknown to me). We've known each other since we were kids, but we ended up cutting each other off. For context, I'm gay and V's sense of humor makes me extremely uncomfortable. He says he isn't actually homophobic and that they're just jokes, and he also tells me that I take things too seriously. I think he took it as a huge betrayal to our friendship, and now he "jokingly" threatens to out me to our mutual friends. I could never get over it, and when he asked me for help, I snapped at him and told him that he shouldn't expect such a huge favor from me. He has nowhere to go now, and I have no idea if he'll survive on his own.
