#willbert

[justa-snake]

Stupid idiot

[are-they-t4t]

Albert Wesker (Trans man) + William Birkin (Trans man) [Resident Evil Franchise]

Are They T4T?

Yes, Albert is a trans man and William is a trans man

Yes, but Albert is a different identity

Yes, but William is a different identity

Yes, but they're both different identities

No, Albert is cisgender

No, William is cisgender

No, they're both cisgender

Results

Voting ended onNov 15, 2025

No Propaganda

[aesthetictokinghost]

William decides to repurpose his eye wash station into something more useful

Wesker needs to use the eye wash station

He is not amused when he is blinded by scalding hot coffee

[aesthetictokinghost]

Wesker is already in the lab when the doors slam open

William is breathless, sweaty, and panicking

"Whatever Annette says, please just go along with-"

Annette appears in the door behind him and immediately locks eyes with Wesker

"YOU," she says, pointing a finger accusatorily at him. "Did you tell Sherry that she could fly from the garage roof if she had wings?"

Wesker looks to Will. He looks more frightened than he has ever been, sweating bullets and practically eating his bottom lip

Wesker looks back to Annette

"I did."

Annette slaps Wesker across the face

His sunglasses fly off, clattering against a wall

A red handprint starts to appear on his cheek as the door closes behind a furious Annette

An apologetic William picks up Wesker's sunglasses and hands them back to him

"Sherry broke her arm this morning," Will explains. "And for the record, I said she could technically fly if she had the right wings."

[aesthetictokinghost]

coke, pepsi, or redbull?

"These past few weeks I've been drinking cola made by one of the guys who works upstairs," Will answers. "I can't get enough of it! It's just so expensive, though."

"You've been getting that here?" Wesker asks incredulously. "From the Cerberus handlers?"

"Yeah, that's right! They're nice guys; very chatty, though. Hey, who are you calling?"

Wesker has his phone up to his ear

"Annette, your husband has been drinking the cocaine cola from upstairs."

[aesthetictokinghost]

How did you two meet?

Wesker pulls the note from the pneumatic tube

"I really ought to disassemble this thing," Wesker says irritatedly. "Clearly this is not work-related."

Will snags the note from his hand as he walks by and reads it

"It asks how we met," he says. "That was...damn, that was a long time ago! We were students at the Umbrella training facility. Weren't we in the same class for a while before we even spoke? How did we get to talking?"

"We both asked the professor if he was an idiot at the same time."

"Ahhhh, memories."

[aesthetictokinghost]

“William, you wouldn’t happen to still be angry with me for not spending Saturday night here, would you?”

William silently scowls at Wesker, his bitter face a stark contrast to his bright yellow Hawaiian shirt.

“Why else would you be wearing every article of clothing I loathe?”

Will continues to glare at him and stamps his feet. His sneakers light up in silent anger.

“I told you I had to go to a dinner with the councilwoman.”

William kicks his shoes off dramatically. They hit the wall behind Wesker’s head. He is wearing toe socks. 

“Really, that’s disgusting, William. Put these back on. If I see your toes moving individually I will beat you with them.” 

Will tears away his apparently tearaway pants, revealing his fuzzy legs sticking out of overly short gym shorts

“NO SHORTS IN THE LAB!” Wesker roars, throwing Will’s shoes at him

[aesthetictokinghost]

What's your favorite food?

"William, get that note," Wesker says, face in a microscope. "That could be important."

Will reads the note. "Oh, it's important alright!"

Wesker looks up expectantly

"Somebody wants to know our favorite food!" Will exclaims excitedly.

His lab partner groans in exasperation and rolls his eyes back into the microscope

"I say 'our', because we both really like cottage cheese," Will says.

"Who are you even talking to?"

William ignores him. "It's really more of a texture and temperature thing. Have you ever had a hot tuna steak on a cold bed of cottage cheese, or eaten it with crunchy bacon?"

A janitor mopping the floor in the hallway pukes into his mop bucket