#william ball

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look at my prosecutor dude I'm going to jail

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I suppose I should post Billiard if everyone else is putting up their refs. Here’s the horrible man

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hmmm hm hm reconsidering Billiam. What if he’s an attorney instead of an accountant so his whole job is to be a jerk

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to clarify:

wet cat means I feel bad for the character

pathetic means they are a bug to me.

william ball is a bug to me. I would like to squish him

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workshopping Billiard William Ball a bit. Here’s my thoughts

Not aro but I don’t think he actually likes anyone because he’s too egocentric for that but he definitely is a womanizer

Definitely tries to signal that he’s rich but is also so afraid of people like. Using him for his money so I don’t know how that’s gonna work out for you buddy

Absolute skeptic and also absolute coward. “Erm that’s not real” until it fucks him up and then he goes “NOT MY PROBLEM!!!”

I Want That Twink Obliterated

Weak of mind. So so confident that he can do anything but so weak of mind and also of body

he’s not even that good at pool. He’s not even good at billiards he just talked big game about it once and his coworkers started calling him that because it pisses him off

Smart but only in intelligence and not in wisdom. His only survival skill is cowardice

ughhhhrhrhrhrr I hate him, I wish I was playing Elaine instead because I like her :( why did I make a npc who’s better than my pc

[lobbycards]

Suburban Commando, Spanish lobby card. 1991

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[wutbju]

BJU attorney William Ball and John McLario (Exec Committee Board member, father to current board member Dawn Akam) are speaking at a conference with Francis Schaeffer and Pat Boone?

Ecumenical much?