damn I would be bulking too if I have to handle all that. those are some sidney crosby genes over there
merci pour la belle vue I guess

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damn I would be bulking too if I have to handle all that. those are some sidney crosby genes over there
merci pour la belle vue I guess
and just like that, Will’s future flashed before his eyes.
thank you for your service christina! 🫠
will now thinking of himself as a wing instead of a center 🚬🚬
may i say husbands 🤔
um um uhhmmm will is aiden’s new friend in college and so they (the other celebrinis) have never met will, only know about him through aiden mentioning him every now and again on phone calls/when he's back home from college.
and so, aiden invites will to vancouver for a week or something during summer break. aiden is just super chill and doesn’t really tell anyone the details. they just know, at some point, aiden is having friends over. they don’t know who or when or for how long.
so, mack is wildly unprepared to meet will.
aiden says one morning, 'i’ll be back soon' and takes the car and fucks off somewhere. the rest of the family go off to visit grandma or something and mack’s like woooo house to myself. in the meantime, mack has a workout then gets in the shower and he gets out, whistling, happy to be alone, because school has been kicking his ass and he just wants to chill on vacay before he too starts college.
busts out the bathroom naked and walks straight into a stranger on the upstairs hallway.
‘what the fuck?’ mack screeches and whips the towel from round his neck to cover himself from the waist down. 'who the fuck are you?'
meanwhile, this hot blonde dude is blinking at mack all slow and syrupy, his gaze stuck somewhere low, making mack's skin itch and cheeks heat up.
'what the fuck are you looking at?' macklin demands. his voice has gone embarrassingly high.
'oh. oh, i'm will,' the guy says and he's smiling now, gaze lifting to meet mack's eye. he's taller than mack, older, he's got a little scruff on his jaw and blue, blue eyes. 'you must be macklin, right?'
'you're aiden's friend?'
'yeah,' will nods. he looks back up and down mack's body. mack's toes curl into the carpet, shifting under the weight of will's appraising stare. 'aiden never told me his little brother was so pretty.'
'what.'
'huh?' will says, putting on a dumb, oblivious owl-like expression. twit-twoo-motherfucker.
macklin starts edging back into the bathroom, wondering where the fuck aiden is and why his friend is just walking about their house like he's lived in it all his life. he's just so fucking embarrassed. this random dude has just seen mack's junk, his naked body, and now mack's got to play it off like he doesn't want to die in a fucking hole. because will is like... fine as fuck. and macklin is embarrassing as fuck.
'um. so. i'm gonna.'
will is staring at macklin's legs. mack gets so stuck on will blatantly checking him out, that he actually stumbles over his own feet. swears and elbows the door frame and swears again.
'shit, fuck, would you stop -' mack cuts himself off, then face flaming red, doubles down, 'are you a fucking pervert, man, quit staring at me.'
at that, will straightens up a bit. picks his jaw off the ground like it was weighing him down or something. his smile turns into something smarmy, a little smirk: 'oh my bad, princess.'
mack's face twists up into a scowl. he's clutching at his towel for dear life. 'don't call me-'
'i should just warn you, though. might not wanna walk around naked for the next couple of weeks. heard there's a pervert around these parts. real ass man, too.'
macklin gapes, stuttering. settles on hissing, 'oh my fucking god' and slamming the door shut in will's face.
anyway. makes for an interesting couple of weeks.
pt 2
pt 3
Macklin Celebrini was made for the male gaze. Will Smith Hockey is a male with a gaze. Connect the dots people.
the alchemy
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oh i just know that a drunk and giggly will smith hockey thought it'd be sooooooo funny and hilarious to hijack cat's podcast set up and hard launch like, "mack mack maaaaack c'mon the fans would love it, they already think we're dating anyway, please please please it's my birthday," and an equally drunk and giggly mack agreed because yeah duh, will always has the best ideas