Willow: *eats 99% of Tails’ mints* :3
🔧🧡 "My mints… Eh, it's fine, people kept giving me way too much."

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Willow: *eats 99% of Tails’ mints* :3
🔧🧡 "My mints… Eh, it's fine, people kept giving me way too much."
// hi redshift! willow anon here with an ooc ask! i just want to say thank you for making this blog, its my favorite phighting tumblr blog and is insanely adorable and fun to read through! i have a few questions i would like to ask about you and the blog if you dont mind
what made you want to make this blog? do you also run the local beanologist blog, or is that a friend of yours? and finally, how do you feel about people making ocs based off of their bean owners? i cant lie ive become really invested in this blog's universe and i want to make an oc for my bean owner lol
// OOC
Hi!! First ask to me lesgo! Thank YOU for hanging around, willow anon! It's been a joy to have you and all of my askers around, honestly the time of my life. I'm ngl when I first made this blog I'd practically explode with happy stims for every ask I got lmaoo
I got inspired by an ISAT blog, actually. Isat/In Stars and Time is a video game I adore, and they have a bit of a joke of "isatlings" which are mini versions of the characters. Someone started an isatling husbandry blog, and I got inspired! I figured, since the beans were a very established thing in the fandom, acting like they're pets could be really clever while also giving me an excuse to indulge in my interests and infodump to my heart's content
@local-beanologist is run by a very close friend of mine! They saw me making this blog and got inspired, and decided to make a science-focused side since they already had a few concepts.
As for ocs: Frostbrand IS an oc, so go! Be free! Make as many as you want!!! I love seeing what this fandom creates, and it's even more amazing to be the one who inspired that. I'd love to see what anyone who enjoys this blog enough to make an oc comes up with! :]
Thank you for all your time sending asks, interacting, and having fun here. Here's to many more silly events, interactions, and concepts for the bean universe!!
Call Patrick Santa the way that fat man can stuff himself down my chimney
-willow anon
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🤧🤧🤧🤧 makes me emotional too that you will remember me while writing, TMHWMP is currently my favorite fic
and I did have the best time there and stayed hydrated. They distributed free water bottles on my show but it wasn’t hot there anyways
My surprise songs were now that we don’t talk and innocent!
I'm so glad you had a nice time!! I'm been getting a lot of tik toks on my fyp of her live performances of Now That We Don't Talk and that bridge looks like it is SO cathartic to scream to!
And I'm so honored TMHWMP is your favorite fic 🥺 I day dream so often about baby daddy Rhys and the journey he and Feyre are about to go on, it's a story I'm really excited to tell!
If I could direct a production of the taming of the shrew, Kate 100% gets to murder petruchio at the end. She deserves it. It could be pulled off maybe? Like if you really play up the tragedy of her storyline in sharp contrast to the weirdness of Bianca’s (or they could both be uncomfortable), give the audience honts towards the end that she’s not really becoming more obedient but is rather getting better at lying and hiding her anger, add a quick scene of her making or acquiring poison, and during her final monologue it could all come crashing down. On “a woman mov’d is like a FOUNTAIN TROUBLED” she could turn towards the audience away from the stage and poison his drink or something, and then he drinks and towards the end of her monologue he’s like dying and choking on the floor, everyone else is freaking out, she offers him her hand knowing full well he can’t move, maybe she gets to stab him also for good measure. You would need to mess with the lines before it a bit to make the mood work and the lines after to react to it (allot them differently, make them sarcastic or something). But it could work. Maybe she gets to poison all the men at the end? The possibilities are endless. Anyway I just think she should be allowed to kill him, and it could be a good moment. -willow anon
KIND OF FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS ACTUALLY... not gonna lie this is NOT the first time i've thought "taming of the shrew but she kills him. she deserves to kill him" because i see a shitty man and go okay Kill Him. & like... exactly what you said about upping the tragedy. there's obviously the kate girlboss framing of this where she takes gleeful revenge on the person who's hurt her (and there's nothing wrong with that; she deserves it and so does he lmfao), but you could also REALLY play up the tragedy aspect & show kate as almost desperate toward the end -- someone who's been driven so wild by starvation, gaslighting, and abuse that she genuinely cannot think of a better way out. which makes the fourth wall breaking even more heartbreaking and the potential ending here even more liberating hhhhhhhhhh
We should also appreciate Logan. -Willow
Observe:
A wiggly Logan.
A smart Logan.
A *fumbles for flashcards* stressed depressed but trying his best Logan
A dorky boyo Logan
A judgemental Logan
An oopsie daisies I made a shakey mistakey Logan
A smiley Logan
And a Logan that reminds you that bad moments are temporary, you have the strength to persevere and get through them, and that you will always be worthy of love, support, and happiness..
★Happy birthday my acquaintance★
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Oh brother!
Summery: Roman likes his life on team bio. Then an unexpected new member joins.
Warnings: like one swear-ish word.
Characters: Roman And Remus. Mentions of others
Pairings: none
@today-only-happens-once kinda gave me the idea and setting.
Enjoy my first fic! Also any and all feedback appreciated! -Willow
Roman closed his eyes. Let it be a yes oh god please be a yes! He thought. He opened the letter. His stomach twisted with nerves. It took one glance before he threw the letter down. He couldn’t believe it. He didn’t deserve it. He ran off to tell his friends the news. The good news. If one were to look down at the 2 page letter, they would see the words, you have been accepted to Captain Logan Hansen’s team. A yes. A big huge yes!
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That had been two whole months ago. Now Roman was a proud member of team bio. The team had one mission. To discover new life, hence the name bio. The nice nurse-in-training Patton, and doctor Emile Paccani, had welcomed him readily. Logan though had been a bit more uptight. Roman still hadn’t earned his respect. And Virgil just plain avoided him. Deceit, (whom they all call Dee), loved toying with him, and Remy was either fixing something or sleeping. He didn’t mind. He was just happy to be there. But that changed when his brother showed up. Yeah that’s right, Remus, his twin. There. Everyday. With no escape. Ugh.
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It was time to land on Lakia, Roman’s home planet. Roman refused to get out of the ship though. He wanted to be ready and locked in his capsule when he arrived. “Oh, brother! Where are you?” Remus’ voice sang. Roman held his breath. He heard footsteps pass his door. Phew! He thought. He stayed there until it was time for dinner.
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Roman glared at Remus. Remus glared at Roman. “Wait who’s who?” Roman heard Virgil whisper to Logan. Roman whirled to him “WHO’S WHO?!” he yelled. “WE’RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!” he shouted, gesturing dramatically, only to see Virgil and his copilot Valerie, stifle laughs. Remus smirked at him, letting him know that he had been mimicking him. “Ugh, you’re so annoying!” “And you’re an ass, as always!” Remus responded. No matter how alike they looked, their personalities couldn’t be more different.
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Things got better after a while but boy did it take it’s time. Remus didn’t magically become any less annoying, and Roman less dramatic, but they learned to tolerate each other. Siblings never quite get along. Consider that the moral of the story.