Okay very much inspired by the WIRED interview lie detector test fic of Bruce Wayne x Batmom!reader; age gap in my mind (early 30s something reader late 40s Bruce); reader and Bruce are married
Edit: the fic i meant! Check them out guys it's really cute I couldn't stop thinking about this piece, literally
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You: (asking the questions now after you were interviewed by your husband earlier) Did you date this woman? *Holds up a photo of Selina Kyle*.
Bruce: *nods, face neutral* yes.
You: How the hell did you fumble a baddie—no scratch that—two baddies in this lifetime? Like, look at her! And then Talia! I would honestly cry myself to sleep every night if this happe—
Bruce: At least I didn't fumble the third one.
You: *pauses, head tilting in confusion* who—who's the third—
Bruce: *nods and pointedly looks at your hand that has your wedding ring*
You: *glances down with the same confusion until you realize he was referring to you* oh. O h.
Bruce: mhm
You: ...
Bruce: :)
The WIRED staff: 😏
You: *clicks tongue* smooth
Bruce: I know.
The comments section would be w i l d. The edits, hilarious.
