#wise cracks

[wahroh]

Still crackin' away.

[rjavenuru]

antagonisers...

[funbearer]

[darkobssessions]

I'm seriously half a court jester or something, everything, absolutely everything, is up for ridicule. There is nothing safe from my taking everything as unseriously as possible. It's actually really hilarious but I don't know if I'm the only one laughing, really want to change that. I deserve to have friends that get and use sarcasm. It's my love language. I've been thinking for a while now whether it's words or acts of service with me, but it really is making the words ridiculous and doing it liberally alongside executive dysfunction. So so attractive I should put it on my dating (should call it autistic scoping*) profile!

*I have a very advanced autistic radar and have my entire life despite not knowing I'm autistic. I told a guy today when we matched and he said 'spectrumites unite!' that that was the idea. It's a certain look in the face and eyes, 2 dozen interests and a profile that's actually filled out in an intelligent and well thought out way. Never have to have a conversation with an allistic or a neurotypical with my tips. There's a certain type of weird that's just the right type and it's like reading their lines in a bare and direct way as they express undying love for an electrical engineering concept or say they are fully some archetype and not human, or that they don't get flirting. You are attractive, smart, and interesting, sir, we shall become friends. I've matched with 5 so far. I really think there is something to it so message me if you want ND dating tips 😂

[pennedguins]

S1781 - Ducks

[coolfunnyq]

I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.

[cosplayinggalaga-blog]

Just added 3 people with the same name as me on Twitter. Were gonna start a boy band.