#wisherbysharlight

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Omg just saw the other Lucy post and she looks so much like *my* Lucy I did a double take (until the white paws lol)! So here Vi have more pup love lol

CROISSANT DOG I LOVE A CROISSANT DOG WHAT A BEAUTY

[tulipanthousa]

Patton: Your lipstick color is great, Em!

Emile: Thanks! It’s smudge proof![said with the enthusiasm of It Has Pockets]

Patton: Oh wow really?!?! Like actually?!

Emile: yeah look see! [thorough kiss] no smudge!

Patton, unfazed: amazing, you gotta send me the brand

LAP and Remy: [computer reboot noise]

Logan, post recovery, bright red, quietly but with feeling because Ideas: please also send me the brand thank you

ASLKDJASLKAJ LOSING IT this is the funniest image i'm weeping XD

[paravigilant-virgil]

Hi! I saw you were looking for prompts? I would *love* if you could write some lamp or, if that’s too much, analogical fluff around the prompt “I thought you were joking!”

Logan always went to bed no later than 10:00 PM. After all, if he wanted Thomas to be ready for the day ahead, it only made sense that his sides (or him at least) went to bed at a decent time. However, the logical side awoke only a couple of hours later, parched for some water, and his stomach growling as well. With a sigh, he sat up and lazily put on his robe that was laying at the end up the bed. It had gotten a lot cooler recently, and Logan couldn't think of anything more uncomfortable than being cold and exhausted at the same time. He silently berated himself for not eating enough dinner that night, exchanging Patton's wonderful cooking for more time to work, and he was now deeply regretting that decision. Silently making his way down the stairs, he decided that some toast slathered with Crofter's along with a cup of tea would do the trick, and then he would go right back to sleep. However, he wasn't expecting the kitchen light to be on as he arrived there, sounds of plates moving and the refrigerator opening meeting his ears. Curiously, he peered into the kitchen to see... "Virgil!" The anxious side jumped, and his expression went from fright to guilt when he saw his boyfriend standing there with an exasperated expression on his face. In his hand was a plate of toast: two pieces to be exact, and on them was none other than Logan's jar of Crofter's that he had thought was well hidden. "Uh...hey?" "Virgil, I thought I said that my jar was off-limits to everyone here, and that includes you as well." Logan adjusted his glasses as he picked up the jar that was on the table, planning on keeping it with him to take back to his room since apparently it was too easy for everyone else to find. Virgil made a bunch of offended noises before finally finding his words once more. "I thought you were joking! You've been letting me have your jam since we've been dating!" "Yes, and I will gladly share it with you in the future when I have more, but this is my last jar - hence why I said this time no one could share it. Not only that but it's my favorite flavor - blueberry - which is a rather difficult one to find. Who knows when I'll be able to find it again?" Virgil stared at him for just a moment before he started chucking, which slowly turned into straight up roaring laughter that he was trying to stifle with his hand, confusing the already tired side even more. "What? What is so funny about this scenario? The fact that you used my things without my permission?" "Logan." "Or maybe is it because I won't be able to get more of the best one-of-a-kind jam brands for an unreasonable amount of time?" "Logan." "Or perhaps it's because y-" "Logan!" The logical side finally ceased his monologue, crossed his arms, and looked back at Virgil. "Pray tell, what is it Virgil?!" he said with an irritated, yet sarcastic tone. "You know how whenever Thomas sees just about anything, it's stored in our memory?" "Yes, and that is relevant because..." "Logan, we can conjure...any kind of jam Thomas has had whenever we'd like. I mean, how else do you think it gets here? Patton always conjures a bunch of it for you at once. Didn't you notice how confused he was when you told everyone it was your last jar? He probably just forgot to give you more of them last night." Oh. Well, as Logan stood in that kitchen, he felt almost as embarrassed as when he misused the word "infinitesimal." And that also explained why his boyfriend was red from laughing so much, and was still trying to hide the fact that he was laughing as he watched as the logical side's expression shifted from upset to realization, and then embarrassment. "It appears...I have made a mistake." Virgil snorted. I apologize for snapping at you, Virge. I was working late last night, and completely forgot that I could conjure more jam whenever I needed it...I suppose I should've took a second to realize that before taking my frustration out on you." "Don't sweat it, Lo. It was no big deal. I just thought it was funny." The shorter side walked over and gave him a kiss on the cheek before offering one of his pieces of toast. "Let's just eat and go back to bed. I'll feel bad for making fun of you while you're tired." "But when I'm awake, it's fine?" Virgil gave him a tired, but meaningful grin." "Exactly." He bit into the piece of toast with a smug look on his face. Sighing, Logan sat down with his boyfriend and the two finished their snacks in silence. Before they went back to bed, they shared a sleepy kiss between each other before they departed to their own rooms. Once Logan was snuggled warmly back into his soft bed, only then did he realize two things: 1 - He never got the tea he also wanted 2 - Virgil took the remainder of the jar to his room without him noticing

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Hi vi 💞

🤍✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶🤍✨

Dear Inner Child by Peach PRC (very Harry Pingverse-coded)

Lightning in a Bottle by The Summer Set (was on the playlist i had on repeat writing Prom)

The Parting Glass is an Irish traditional but im particularly fond of the version by The Hound + the Fox

Friends Don't by Maddie and Tae ([REDACTED])

Last of the Real Ones [Remix] by Fall Out Boy Ft. MadeinTYO and bulow ([ALSO REDACTED])

[tulipanthousa]

Did I hear laoft!patmile??? [comes stampeding in with my piles of headcanons of Patmile being the Epitome of Queer BFFs who no one can tell if they’re dating or not cuz they’re just. Like That.] I’m Ready! 😁

pastel queers who deserve to make out for fun (BFF is sexy) and profit (to get their boyfriends all riled up)

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Hey so a bunch of our friends are apparently eating dirt so I'm gonna go join them.... oh did I say eating dirt? I meant drinking black coffee. Same difference, right? Anyway, see you later, mwah ;)

MY LOVE HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS 😂

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Whaaaaaaa????? My favorite author is BACK and ACTIVE????? Shock!!! Did Not See Coming!!! I've missed you so much even though that break was clearly needed and good for you!!!!/t but also /gen

Anywho i DID have a questione. Was the fact that it was Bitchroy's old dress and not a new one a slight at Janus like "you dont deserve Nice New Things" or was it a calculated decision I.E. she knew Remus would protest and wanted to hold it against him but also not waste new clothes

A little bit the second but not quite - it was more that Josephina knew very well that Janus had been having Liberty and Ariel make him men’s clothes, but was pretending to be Suddenly Surprised at hearing Janus didnt have anything “appropriate” to wear to the party so she could force the two of them into a corner with the “last minute trouble”

She genuinely did intend for Janus to have to wear the dress, but when Remus showed up alone instead of the “tantrum” from Janus she was expecting she decided she’d get better mileage out of using Remus’s clear desire to keep Janus as happy as possible as leverage instead

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Building off that one anon - Virgil only uses *pet names* in public for his loves(my love, dearheart, specific ones like my Wren and my Seelie and my Witch, etc) which results in a) LMP being super flustered like 95% of the time theyre in public and b) Hilarious Situations where he will say "Love will you please hand me that?" and they will all reach for it in a moment of confusion

shar im fucking DECEASED thats ADORABLE