Special Guest Post by Mary Laura Philpott
"Oh, honey. The bangs... that wispy mullet thing... I'm so sorry. Everyone at this family wellness retreat said cutting your own child's hair was easy. Well, they were wrong about that, just like they were wrong about the thing with the needles and the tiger oil. We'll fix this, baby. We'll fix it."
Submitted by Mary Laura Philpott
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