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Headline: Lena Dunham Will Publish Books Under Her Own Penguin Random House Imprint

Well then. She’s going to need a random penguin, isn’t she? 

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If you’re a penguin who identifies as a peacock, so be it.

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I mean yeah you're ok whatever.

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Want a FREE signed book + a supercool penguin poster for you and a friend? OK, pick a buddy who shares your sense of humor, loves quirky stuff, or needs a pick-me-up . . . Then:

Reblog this video AND tag or mention a friend. Oh, and make sure to use the ‪(#Penguins With People Problems) tag. At the end of this week, one pair of friends will receive matching gifts from the penguins and me! How ‘bout that?

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From http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/04/23/penguins-with-parent-problems-no-1-the-coffee-shop/

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Special Guest Post by Mary Laura Philpott

"Oh, honey. The bangs... that wispy mullet thing... I'm so sorry. Everyone at this family wellness retreat said cutting your own child's hair was easy. Well, they were wrong about that, just like they were wrong about the thing with the needles and the tiger oil. We'll fix this, baby. We'll fix it."

Submitted by Mary Laura Philpott

Check out more from Mary Laura at: www.MaryLauraPhilpott.com and www.IMissYouWhenIBlink.com 

and her upcoming book, Penguins with People Problems at: www.Instagram.com/therandompenguins 

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"Nope, I totally can’t tell you got extensions."

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Nathan started to say, “Nice to meet you,” then realized he’d already met the person he was talking to and tried to say, "Nice to see you,” but his brain was also suggesting, “Nice to be here” or “That’s nice.” So what came out was, “That’s to beat you.”