#witch funny

[herbs-spice-and-everything-nice]

the real witch aesthetic struggle

become the witch who lives in a cottage growing herbs and help people in small towns classic route ™

or

taking all your arcane and occult knowledge and becoming a paranormal investigator while helping people in cities in a trench coat

or secret third option

Babydoll top and sickass crossbow

[wanderingwitchofthewood]

[spezispud23]

I can't tell you how many times it says "Use a Funnel" in my spell book and I've never fucking used a funnel. I'm just out here making a mess of myself and my altar.

[wybielune]

When you ask the cards a question and they hit back with all that truth-

[laughtermagick]

[lilac-sky-99]

Guess I'll have an even more unlimited source of power for my spells, then.

[queeneclectichereditarywitch]

Trying to get birth times from religious people close to me 😑

[dylanstarottemple]

Concept: A Horror film about a group of kids stumbling upon a coven of Witches in the middle of a ritual, but instead of summoning the devil or a demon, they’re actually celebrating Lughnasadh , the celtic harvest festival and when the witches offer the children some fresh baked bread they freak out because they’re either gluten intolerant or on Keto!

🥖 🍞 🥯 🌾