#witch lol

[the-corset-witch]

@pangur-and-grim ‘s Grim was #13 on this Cheezburger thing.

I have a problem with clickbait sites... the problem is... i click.

[witchymashedpotatoes]

Me: *puts herbs in a sock*

Me:"make me find a boyfriend, damnit (°◇°;) "

[witchymashedpotatoes]

When someone thinks you're 'normal', but you know you can curse their ass if they mess with you

[witchymashedpotatoes]

I literally just yelled at a plant?

Okay so I have this little tree thing in my room, and I gave it some water, and I guess a little too much water (the water was in a gallon jug, so I don’t have to keep filling up a bottle whenever I need to water my plants) and it’s in a dish to catch the water it doesn’t need. WELL, it literally started pouring out the water and it actually looked like it was peeing?? Well it started running down my dresser onto the floor where I have a wreath sitting there for now, so I started getting mad. So water keeps coming out of the pot and I’m scrabbling to find a cup to catch the water in and the only thing that didn’t have anything in it was a mini crystal/glass cauldron, so I put that where the water was dripping and I put it up to the dresser thinking the water would stop coming out, but it kept coming, so I moved everything under the dresser and put the dish there to catch the water, and in the process I lost my balance and kinda fell but caught myself halfway on the floor? All the while I kept yelling at the poor plant to ‘stop peeing damn it’ and I ran and got a towel and was drying everything up (by this time the water stopped dribbling out) and I’m waiting for my stupid class to load so I can’t exactly dry it all right now so I have the towel sitting there, soaking up all the water, and I also apologized to the plant.

Whats wrong with me. Yelling at a plant. Getting mad at a plant. APOLOGIZING to a plant. Like yeah ik they’re living but can they understand English? I mean, negative energy can affect them. Anyways...sorry tree-plant.

[witchymashedpotatoes]

Wow ok so I tried making that protective egg powder stuff, cause I had a dream about, but I got really impatient and my hand started to hurt so now it's basically crunchy egg powder with a tiny bit of actual powder so good job me lol

[dragonwitchery]

Witchcraft 101

*collect jars in all shapes and sizes *collect things -especially natural things, but anything you want to pertain to your craft *put the things in the jars There you go. That's it. Maybe light same candles or incense and welcome to witchcraft.