#witchcraft fail

[cryptid-chaos-craft]

Starting to get back into my craft after having a break for several years, and decided I should start by cleansing and warding the house because I've been here for two years now and have never cleaned or warded the place.... So i get straight into it cleansing as I clean with the intention to ward after.

10 mins in and I'm already feeling drained and I'm like "that's odd I've never felt that drained that quickly from cleansing before."

And then I realise:

1. I'm out of practice so it's more draining

2. This house has never been cleansed and has alot of spiritual gunk

3. I f*cking forgot to ground or protect myself before I started like an idiot... 🤦‍♂️

[alienwitchling]

lkhj;ijfasdj;fjlsdljfksdjkf okay so

this full moon was my first time charging my crystals

and it’s raining ofc

so i was a good little baby witch and did all my research on which crystals won’t get damaged by water and everything

and i put the safe ones in a little tupperware container and put them outside my window on the roof below me (it’s a flat roof. over a porch)

and i only left them out for like???? 3 hours???? and???? 

i just looked out and the whole tupperware container is gone. i don’t think i lost any crystals bc they all spilled out, but i wont know until morning. but like. it’s not even raining that hard.

how did this happen

[hazelwitchcraft]

Well I was gonna try the love-attracting potion I came up with while out in the woods tonight... But it turns out the strawberries I had in my fridge have molded. clearly a bad omen

[musicofthecloverwitch]

Witchy fails : The shower !

1 / I 'm green of jealousy when I see beautiful posts for witches bath, because I only have a tiny shower; but anyway, it doesn't stop me 😤 I infuse carefully herbs and plants in hot water and with intentions, then strain the result in a basin and the job is done...Except one time...I was pouring the result in my strainer when I heard Hermes literally rolling on the floor, laughing. Still pouring, I was about asking him "What's so funny ?"... I was pouring in the kitchen sink, not in the basin...Fail 😃

2/ I travel with a friend, whenever we can and I kept free samples little bottles of shower product. Last time, I had one bio shower gel, with thyme, grapefruit and others herbs. Well, it turns out that after showering with that, I smelled like a well seasoned Roman salad...🤢 The fact that we were in Italy is at last funny 😁

[witch-iii]

Tries to summon whiteout Wind blows hard and slaps a chunk of snow off the roof and in my face That is. Not what I meant.

[shieldmaiden-mik]

Cleansing Fail.

Tip for the future: Wait until the chamomile you used in the bath is dry before you try to burn it. Don't be a dumby.

[zombies-with-radios]

Sorry I haven't been my normal self this past month. It's been a rough one. I'll snap back to it soon. Bare with me.

[rainbowterrarist]

If you decide to create a basil infusion for a cleansing spell, which you intend to pour over your head/body, you should try to use it as immediately as possible.

Because if you, say, seal it in a jar and then leave it on the kitchen counter for a couple weeks, because you forgot about it, and then think "oh, it'll just increase the potency of the spell"

You will end up making yourself smell strongly of cat piss.