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i want a stupid modern au fic where jaskier and geralt have a dumb argument about who is the most romantic and jaskier insists its geralt but geralt is like "nah its you" because jaskier does the typical romance stuff, like rose petals, candle lit dinners etc

and jaskier insists its geralt bc hes the one who always says THE most sappiest/ corny shit and does things in his own little way

so they have this stupid "alright then i wont be romantic with you" fight and it lasts either 20 minutes or 3 days because geralt can't help himself and HE IS A SAP and he needs to give his husband love bc he loves doing it and jaskier is like "you, you are the romantic" and geralt just puts aside his grievances (because its actually jaskier, like c'mon this man, is the whole corny romance package and just doesn't realise it) because he would do literally anything for that man

plus like, jaskier is petty and wants to win that argument that his husband is not scary (prove it to geralt, bc yknow sometimes he believes he is) he is fact a lovable buffoon who whispers bad pick up lines when jaskier is about to dose off and geralt also quotes romcoms at him,, bc why wouldnt he? and jaskier just has to. deal. with. it. but he thinks its so funny and so cute

oh oh,, and jaskier films it sometimes to send it to yen bc he likes sharing geralts soft side and yen is just "jaskier stop sending me this shit" and then sometimes yen will respond with triss curled up in a corner, on her lap, sleeping or whatever and jaskier is like "shes good, but not as good as this" and proceeds to send date night photos of him and geralt (theres a disney world one bc ofc they've been to disney and jaskier made them buy the 'mr&mr' shirts )

sometimes,, sometimes geralt will send a picture of jaskier and himself to the family (witchers) groupchat and eskel is like “cool dude”. lambert just point blank goes "gay" and vesemir leaves him on read. nenneke is apart of the witcher family groupchat, even though she is not a witcher, she responds to these photos with cat memes