do you think that after witchers use their potions, it burns when they pee? like, it has to filter out, and exit their body, and their potions are essentially pure poison
yes it burns
nah it's normal
other?
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do you think that after witchers use their potions, it burns when they pee? like, it has to filter out, and exit their body, and their potions are essentially pure poison
yes it burns
nah it's normal
other?
Potion eyes potion eyes potion eyes!!!!
Kiss, Please..
He woke
to the smell of grass
and flowering trees
and sunlight
on his face.
Jask?
Geralt struggled to sit up
but strong hands
held him down.
Was that Jaskier?
Was Jaskier
strong enough
to hold him
down?
He must have been hit
hard.
A soft
relieved
sigh.
Jaskier.
(Geralt knew
his sighs)
Stay down
please.
Whatever you were
fighting—
Alghoul.
Geralt winced
at the pain
in his head.
—knocked you
a good one
and you lost
a lot of blood.
I tried
to get you to swallow some…
Swallow...
but you wouldn’t take anything
while you were unconscious.
Not even water.
You up for it now?
Geralt nodded,
groaned.
He hurt.
Easy now
darling.
Jaskier tipped the potion
into Geralt’s mouth.
It tasted foul
but he could feel
the effects
almost
immediately.
Kiss.
Even low speech
hurt;
his throat
felt like he’d been swallowing
rocks
instead of
potions.
(had he been screaming?)
Kiss?
Jaskier’s voice
was an octive
higher
than usual.
The potion.
Geralt fought
to keep from smiling.
Jaskier searched
the saddlebag
for the Kiss.
Right.
The potion.
Kiss.
Of course.
You Witchers
and your sense of
humour…
The Kiss
was almost
as bad
as the Swallow
but he felt it working,
surging through his veins.
A little stronger
he caught
Jaskier
by the hand.
Widened his eyes
the smallest bit.
(Jaskier would notice)
Now the
other
kiss,
bard.
He felt better
already.
NaPoWriMo day 22.1 - geralt/jaskier, kiss
Another page from the witchers alchemical notebook
Superior White Honey
Superior White Honey
2 oz honeysuckle vodka
3/4 oz myrtle-date simple syrup*
1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
4-5 spritzes butterfly pea-lemon zest hydrosol**
Tiny pinch of blue edible glitter
*combine ½ c water and ½ c sugar in a small saucepan. Add in 1-2 dried dates and 3-4 tbsp dried myrtle leaves. Heat on medium-high until sugar is dissolved, then turn off heat and let it sit covered for a few hours.
**I used this guide to make a hydrosol with 3c dried butterfly pea flowers and around 1 tbsp fresh lemon zest.
My initial plan for this one was to infuse the vodka with butterfly pea, but here’s the problem - white honey is... not dark purple. Or blue. Or pink. Butterfly pea flowers are SO FULL OF COLOUR, y’all. I tried a very quick infusion but even then it was just too much. I do think I’ll end up with some recipes that don’t look like their in-game counterparts, but I want to find a way to avoid that as much as possible. So, infusing the vodka is out. Simple syrup also comes out very colourful. That’s out. I’ve been interested in trying to make hydrosols for a few years but it always felt intimidating. I happen to have an excess of butterfly pea flowers, though, so I decided to give it a go. It was honestly so easy! You’ll probably see hydrosols pop up again xx
Recommendations for fics where Geralt is horny af, hopped up on potions and Jaskier helps. Preferably a first time scenario....
@0dde11eth @darklyhandsome
Spread the word help.
Here's one I found by @multiplelizards that ticks all the boxes....
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Thanks to those who responded to this post. Gonna check those out too!!!
ok so i’ve been having trouble getting into a writing mood lately, so i’m hoping that posting something unfinished will help motivate me. this is the first part of a 5+1 witcher potions fic i’m writing inspired by this incredible post, let me know what y’all think! or just yell at me to keep writing, that might work too. i’ve got this one all planned out, and i’m really pumped about it, it’s just the Making Words part that’s giving me trouble
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wc: 2800+
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1) Kiss
Jask is wrestling with a particularly tricky bit of scansion when Geralt stumbles out of the woods, so he almost doesn’t notice him at first.
“Jask.”
He whips his head up at the wavering tone, so unlike the strong, gravelly baritone he’s become accustomed to over the last few months. Geralt is listing, slumped against a tree at the edge of the camp, one arm held tight over the bleeding gash in his stomach. Jaskier can see blood welling between his fingers where he’s holding the flesh closed.
Jaskier is on his feet in an instant, lute forgotten in the dirt behind him. His hands flutter uselessly around Geralt’s middle, terrified of touching him and making it worse. He can feel his breathing picking up, growing shallow.
He’s seen Geralt injured before, of course. They’ve been traveling together (or, rather, Jaskier has been dogging Geralt’s heels and refusing to be shaken off, but it’s the same difference, really) off and on for nearly two seasons now, with autumn nearing its end. He’s seen him bloody and sweaty and bruised. He’s seen him bathe; he’s seen the patchwork of scars that decorate Geralt’s skin, knows each one marks a place where a wound was too deep to heal without help.
(He’s even seen Geralt with pitch-black eyes and paper-white skin and spiderweb veins all over his face, although he didn’t think he was supposed to—he had gotten bored and maybe a little worried waiting at the inn like he was ordered, so he wandered out in the direction the alderman had pointed Geralt that morning, only to see his friend returning from the woods, gore-dripping monster head in hand, eyes as black as a moonless night. He had gone back to the inn without calling out, operating on some strange instinct, and had a bath drawn. By the time Geralt returned, he looked the same as he always did (which is to say, gorgeous). Jaskier hadn’t brought up what he’d seen, and Geralt only grunted his thanks for the bath. It never came up again.)
He’s a witcher, after all. Getting injured is his business. Wounds that would fell a mortal man are to Geralt like Jaskier’s lute calluses, irritating and painful to achieve, but necessary to do his job correctly. So this shouldn’t be so terrifying.
Except it is, because Geralt is paler than Jaskier has ever seen him, and his eyes are glassy, and his legs are wobbling like they can barely hold him, and the blood spilling over his fingers isn’t showing any sign of slowing, and Jaskier doesn’t know what the fuck to do.
Pupils and vision: Side effects of Cat Potion in the Witcher
Hi! I’m your friendly neighbourhood nurse and today I was thinking about ‘ways you can fuck Geralt up with his potions in fiction!’ So I’m making a series of posts. If you want to know about a specific thing, drop me an ask so I can order my thoughts. So we all know and love witcher potions. They’re cool as hell. They make Geralt’s eyes go black and his skin all black veins and he looks freaky as fuck. But honestly, guys, we don’t lean into what they’re like for Geralt enough and I’d like to give a few insights based on real-world medical shit. Today we’re gonna focus on Cat. When Geralt takes at least some of his potions, his eyes go black, and the books are very clear that his dark night vision potion does this. His pupils are dilating super fully (I’ll talk about his sclera at some other time because I gotta handwave some stuff for that and talk about some wild shit) and the pupil is leaving only the thinnest rim of iris there. What is this like for him? We’re looking at a whole bunch of irritation and maybe some hallucinations for fun!