#witchy shitpost

[0th3rw0rldl1n3ss]

After getting kicked out from my parent’s home I found my old nic vape and started vaping again after quitting for almost a year. And then before the addiction had time to fully set in again i stg it’s like the vape just vanished into thin air I spent probably near 30 minutes looking for it and couldn’t find it even tho I just had it and there are only so many places to check in my friends’ living room that I’m currently sleeping in. And I lowkey (highkey, even?) feel like it was divine intervention from the deities I worship being like:

[thegothicdryad]

I've been single for less than a month and I'm already planning a Boyfriend Summoning Soup

Dunno what that says about me

[citrinemystic]

I'm not saying that anointing my hands with road opener oil when getting ready to go out has solved all of my problems. I am saying that confirmation bias can feel pretty sweet when you get nothing but green lights on the way to your destination.

[alabaster-the-crow]

Sugar, and Spice, and Everything Nice

It isn't what little girls are made of. It is a fuckin spell recipe for attracting found family who will

Sugar - Uplift you

Spice - Fight for you

Everything Nice - give you words of encouragement and emotional support

And no I won't be taking criticism

[mamaswitchybookofmirrors]

When you’re bad at gardening, does the pot of dead plant dirt count as graveyard dirt? Asking for a friend.

[darkwitchofthewest]

I'm in a real scyring mood rn. I wish I had an actual crystal ball (they're so pretty)

I think the best I can do is find an 8 ball, go into a meditative state, and go from there lol.

[hymntothenight]

my gf watching me keep the dead wasp i killed for her in her dorm to use as a spell component

[tallat-of-thralls]

I don't want to look like a baby faced dressed up nubile doll when I pass 30.

My aesthetic goals are business casual devil, sweet cottage nanny, or irreverent swamp witch.