#witch shitpost

[kaplisbelial]

The witchy urge to be a powerful witch and work on it nonstop and the adhd urge to do absolutely nothing at all

[hymntothenight]

my non-witchy twitter followers seeing me joke about wanting to make a piss jar

[femmagick]

drinking tea and listening to hozier is witchy self care

[bubblegum-bitchcraft]

When you burn sage in a small space and it smells like you've been smoking the good shit in there for ten years:

[strange-violin-guy]

I remember the days when I was the only witch in my friend group *sips tea nostalgically*

[brightyyellow]

is witchcraft a healthy coping mechanism? genuine question

[visceralstardust]

Therapist: And what do we do when someone upsets you?

Me: Hex the bitch.

Therapist, spraying me with water bottle: No.

[witch-b0i]

my dumbass: so i think birds are watching me when i’m outside by myself, i’m seeing shadow people around the house wayyy more than i usually do, and it feels like the woods are watching me more than they used to :)

my boyfriend, who isn’t really into witchcraft and but knows enough to be rightfully worried about me meeting one of the fair folk earlier today, realizing hes dating a fool: ummmm 

@slowlysaltyasian