Kaner just looks so pleased by this turn of events. HAH IT AIN’T HAPPENIN’ TO ME! IT’S YOU WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH HIM TRYING TO STEAL YOUR OXYGEN, AND MAN, WATCHING THIS MAGIC UNFOLD IS BE-YOU-TI-FUL. HOW ARE YOU GONNA EXTRICATE YOURSELF FROM THIS ONE, JONNY?
I mean seriously. I bet this is the same thing that happens when Jonny gets hit on by an over-zealous fan. All the Hawks sit there cackling, watching him very nicely try to answer that person’s questions and then steer them off. When he’s not on the bench, swearing at refs, Jonny is a gentleman, okay. So yeah, basically TWISTING FOREVER USELESSLY IN THE WIND. COMPLETELY UNABLE TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE SITUATION. God, Patrick Kane. Worst Wing Man EVER.