#with scissors

[spikeoshields]

Naruto headcannon.

They run like that because they have knives up their sleeves. Every single one of them.

Say what you want about aerodynamics but when you’re moving faster than the eye track and you trip, it’s safer to land on your face/roll then try and catch yourself with 20 knives loosely strapped to your arms.

[topthisdyke]

Cut my pubes today. A moment of silence please

[pointless-letters]

Meanwhile, in Filey, Dorothy reaches breaking point

[ask-carlos-theghosttoaster]

20 days to Christmas

Time to start decorating

[solori]

[dailylogandoodle]

Me: I feel bad

My brain: Cut all your hair off

[ardentlythieving]

unpopular opinion but i think ppl made WAY too big a deal about the tide pod thing considering that like 5 years ago the big thing was that game where u fuckin stabbed a knife btwn ur fingers rlly fast