#with signless

[technologicatrophy-blog]

[08:28] -- technologicAtrophy [TA] began trolling ironInfidelity [II] at 20:28 -- [08:28] TA: Hey asshole. [08:28] II: Dammit I was about to click your name first. [08:29] II: You've stolen all the glory. [08:29] TA: What do II wIIn. [08:29] II: My forever burning envy. [08:30] II: But I'm guessing this means you are still all together after that mission? [08:30] TA: II thought II already got that from beIIng the cool one. [08:31] II: You? The cool one??

[08:31] TA: Yeah II'm basIIcally alIIve.

[08:31] TA: And yes.

[08:31] TA: Clearly.

[08:31] II: No way.

[08:31] II: I've always been cooler.

[08:31] II: Maybe now I'm not.

[08:31] II: But before I became an ambassador,

[08:31] II: And had a kid.

[08:33] TA: Nah, before then you were a lIIttle upstart rebel who walked around talkIIng about peace and love. That's not cool.

[08:33] TA: II can't belIIeve you have a fuckIIng kIId.

[08:34] II: To be honest me either.

[08:34] II: Its kind of freaky.

[08:34] II: Well no, that is a terrible way of putting it.

[08:34] II: Its a new experience rather.

[08:35] II: One that has proven to be daunting at times.

[08:40] TA: What's IIt lIIke?

[08:41] II: Hmn. Well I'm not quite sure what to compare it to really.

[08:41] II: But it can be worrying.

[08:42] II: Sileas is a picky eater, so he isn't gaining that much weight. And his vission problems also concern me.

[08:42] II: He's got a bad temper, and scares easily.

[08:42] II: But when he isn't feeling detestful, he just trills and curls up to anything with a pulse.

[08:43] II: He's adventerous, and its inspiring to see him take on the world even with his disadvantage.

[08:43] II: I'm proud of him to be plain and simple.

[08:45] TA: VIIsIIon problems?

[08:45] TA: And IIf you ever need a nIIght alone to get mauled by DIIscII, II can babysIIt.

[08:46] II: Can you even handle a grub? Or wriggler? Whenever he pupates.

[08:47] II: And yes, Sileas is most if not all blind from what I have been able to tell.

[08:47] II: Even though he has four eyes.

[08:47] II: None of them seem to work.

[08:51] TA: II totally can. IIf II can't II can enlIIst YmIIrra. IIt can be a date.

[08:52] TA: Huh. WeIIrd. II hope the kIId's okay.

[08:53] II: Me too. I've spoken with someone who has been able to use alternate senses to see, and have already aranged a plan to teach Citrin how to improve his functions and mobility once he pupates. If this vission issue continues through pupation.

[08:53] II: Also no, do not use my child as a date night excuse.

[08:53] TA: Oh, good.

[08:53] TA: II don't need an excuse for date nIIght, II just ask.

[08:53] TA: DIIscIIple has IInformed me that she would eat you before she ate the grub.

[08:54] II: I don't know if I should be relieved or offended.

[08:54] II: Wait are you speaking to her right now?

[08:59] TA: Yeah II sure am.

[09:00] II: Tell her that she shouldn't be thinking about eating either one of us.

[09:01] II: There are plenty of better people for her to consume in times of slight starvation.

[09:01] TA: LIIke who? II'm all bones.

[09:02] TA: She says Devour IIs Love.

[09:02] II: Well I'm not going to make her a list and become an acomplice to possible murder or-

[09:02] II: Devour is also painful.

[09:02] II: Tell her that.

[09:02] TA: But she loves you.

[09:02] TA: You tell her that II'm not the go between for you and your matemoIIkIIsmestIIce.

[09:03] II: Why not?

[09:03] TA: Because you can talk to her yourself?

[09:03] II: But you are already talking to her and relaying the messages so well.

-- technologicAtrophy [TA] is now an idle chum! --

[09:17] TA: Well actually she's gone for now.

[09:17] TA: Whoops.

[09:17] TA: Probably off to kIIll somethIIng.

[09:18] II: Well Vantas most likely wont like that.

[09:18] II: Oh well.

[09:18] TA: LIIke as IIn Karkat?

[09:18] II: Yes, who else would I be talking about?

[09:19] II: The other one?

[09:23] TA: There are three.

[09:24] II: Well obviously I'm not talking about myself.

[09:24] II: And the therapist one, or whatever he does, I've only spoken to about twice.

[09:24] II: Its simple deduction that yes, I meant Karkat

[09:25] TA: II'm gonna come to your room to punch you.

[09:25] II: I dare you to have the energy to do so.

[09:25] II: In other words,

[09:25] II: Bring it, man.

[09:26] TA: Do you actually wanna fIIght me for real.

[09:26] II: Over this? No.

[09:26] II: In general? I don't know, maybe.

[09:27] II: Basically I've been raising a kid, and miss hanging out with others from my own era.

[09:27] II: If fighting is how we must bond, so be it.

[09:27] II: I will try to go easy on you.

[09:31] TA: Oh my god, dude.

[09:31] TA: II'm the most powerful psIIonIIc alIIve??

[09:31] TA: II'd wIIn.

[09:32] II: But you might not!

[09:32] II: I'm very good at not losing.

[09:32] II: Maybe not exactly winning, but its hard for me to completely lose.

[09:33] II: I think I have enough of a shot to make the attempt worth it.

[09:34] TA: II could lIIterally just pIIck you up and spIIn you around and do the hokey pokey wIIth you.

[09:34] II: Would you really do that though?

[09:34] II: Would you really?

[09:35] II: I don't think you would.

[09:36] TA: II dunno, IIt sounds pretty hIIlarIIous.

[09:38] II: 9:B

[09:47] TA: II could put IIt on the IInternet.

[09:53] II: II: 9:B

[09:54] TA: What does thIIs mean.

[09:55] II: It expresses my distaste for your comment on the previous subject as hilarious!

[09:55] II: However it is only mild distaste.

[09:56] II: So I only used an online face.

[09:57] TA: IIt'd be pretty funny dude you'd be hokey pokeyIIng all over the fuckIIn place.

[09:57] TA: II bet DIIscII would love IIt.

[09:58] II: I'm sure many but myself would think it would be fucking amazing.

[09:58] II: I'd be the one in the air looking unhappy though.

[09:58] II: And probably cursing you out.

[09:58] II: In a friendly way of course.

[10:12] TA: LovIIngly, because you love me!

[10:12] II: Hell yeah I do.

[10:12] II: I would curse you out with both friendship AND love.

[10:14] TA: Yes.

[10:15] II: People would hear my foul mouth and vulger slurs and just think "Wow, he must really love his dear, sweet friend."

[10:15] II: In an entirely non-sarcastic manner.

[10:18] TA: That's exactly what they thIInk, they'd understand the depth of our devotIIon.

[10:18] II: Its pretty deep.

[10:28] TA: My best frIIend.

[10:28] TA: IIs an IIdIIot.

[10:28] TA: But stIIll my frIIend.

[10:29] II: And my best friend is a silly nerd with a robot hand, but still my best friend.

[10:32] TA: Are you IImplyIIng there's a possIIbIIlIIty you'd dIIsown me for my robot hand.

[10:32] II: No, but I would disown you for being a silly nerd.

[10:33] II: In truth I just wanted my sentance to be longer then yours.

[10:33] TA: Wow. Rude.

[10:33] II: (;B

[10:35] TA: That's actually not that rude IIt's just kIInda dumb.

[10:35] II: You did call me an idiot, so. . .

[10:41] TA: Yeah II'm an asshole.

[10:42] II: We both are though.

[10:45] TA: True.

[10:45] TA: II should come over and see the grub sometIIme soon.

[10:45] II: Yes you should. He's sleeping right now, but some other time you have to.

[10:46] II: . . .I should probably join him, I have to work with the drones tomorrow and I'd really rather be awake for that.

[10:46] TA: Ew, what. Drones.

[10:46] TA: Okay, dude.

[10:46] TA: See you soon!

[10:46] II: Yeah my feelings exactly.

[10:46] II: And yes see you soon, Mikkev.

-- ironInfidelity [II] gave up trolling technologicAtrophy [TA] at 22:46 --

[artifactualannihilation]

-- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling ironInfidelity [II] at 19:35 --

AA: hello!

II: Hello.

II: Uh.

II: Oh.

II: Wait a minute.

AA: oh ok!

AA: ill be waiting :)

II: No thats. . .not exactly what I meant.

II: I'm just confused.

II: Do people. . .reuse pester handles?

AA: oh! well

AA: no this has always been mine

AA: this is aradia

AA: and in short i am alive!

II: . . . .Alive, alive?

AA: alive alive!

II: Alive as in living, breathing, uh swallowing?? I don't even know. . .alive?

AA: yes all of the above!

AA: there have been breakthroughs by the medical examiner

II: Sorry I'm just a bit.

II: Okay well.

II: This.

II: Yes.

II: Hmn.

II: So this means Vantas was. . . hhhaaaaalf right?

AA: what?

AA: which vantas?

II: Right there are more of us now.

II: The one who doesn't wear red.

II: Karkat.

AA: oh what did karkat say?

AA: i enjoy talking to him!

II: He said you were probably a ghost.

II: I said that was rediculous.

II: Flesh craving undead, and blood sipping rainbow drinkers, sure.

II: Those I believe with the fear of a traumatized wriggler.

II: But ghosts harboring in electronics?

II: Unlikely.

AA: i was a ghost yes

II: . . . . . .

AA: :)

II: Right well.

II: After the last week or two I've had.

II: I'm not going to say I'm going to be surprised.

II: Anymore.

II: Good to have you back then.

AA: thank you signless!

AA: how have you been doing?

II: I've been alright at times, less alright at others. I'm trying to remember the last time we propperly talked.

AA: perigees!

II: Really?

AA: yes!

II: Huh. Time flies when you are hurtling through space, I suppose.

AA: that is usually how it works :p

II: So being alive again,

II: Is that a recent event or. . . ?

AA: yes it is very recent

AA: not much time has passed!

II: Oh.

AA: you sound disappointed

II: Oh!! No, no I'm not, sorry.

II: I'm actually just. . .contemplating existence?

AA: oh let me help!

II: Sorry that sounds lame, I'm just a bit in shock that I am talking with someone who was previously dead.

II: What?

AA: oh right!

AA: well you can always just think about the fact that i am alive

AA: and try to accept it as reality!

II: I am doing that now.

II: I fully accept you are alive.

AA: oh good!

AA: that saves us a lot of explanation

II: Right.

II: I might just.

II: Go lay down now.

II: It was nice talking to you though.

II: Welcome back to,

II: Being alive.

II: And stuff.

AA: it was nice talking to you too!

AA: i apologize if i made you uncomfortable

II: No its fine, its not just you.

II: Have a good evening! I look forward to talking to you when I'm a bit less overwhelmed!

AA: oh ok!

AA: bye signless

II: Bye.

-- ironInfidelity [II] gave up trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 21:19 --

[arachnurasgall]

-Someone is following Signless. Where's he at right now?-

SIGNLESS: -He is walking back from the atrium, after retrieving the wonderful substance of coffee. He really needed this.*

-Suddenly, a sound is heard, and like a gun that shoots a net, a web has instead attached itself to Signless, edges sticking to the walls to hold him in place.-

SIGNLESS: -With each sip of the wonderful drink, Signless could feel himself becoming more alert. However, obviously not alert enough to avoid the sudden attack. The force of the net ensnaring him and sticking him to the walls knocks the mug from his hands, and he is very lucky that none of the hot substance lands on his skin. Once Kasvik has had time to register the situation, several things happen at one.

SIGNLESS: For one, his blood pusher starts pounding in overtime, his mutant red blood starts roaring in his ears, and then there is the very quick access to his sylladex, as he removes his very sharp, very deadly sickle, to hopefully cut himself free with while he is in a short moment of absolute panic.-

VRISKA: -None other than a very rose-smelling Vriska Serket approaches him, even though she had to run around from the other direction.- You know, that was really too easy. So much for an assignment!!!!!!!! You're not gonna 8e a8le to cut it with that, either. Just saying!

SIGNLESS: -Who could have possibly done this!? This absolute evil thing!!? Kasvik's mind first went to the most diabolically evil passenger on this ship, Darkleer. Was it the rogue former Executioner!? WAS IT??! HAD KASVIK BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG IN SAYING THAT--- His panic fueld guessing game grinded to a hault when some smug little, fragrant brat ran up from out of sight.- Y-You-- This is--!! -His initial terror was wearing off. And now he was just pissed that she had the nerve to freak him out like that.- RELEASE ME AT ONCE! -He snapped.-

VRISKA: -She yawns, 8ored.- No, I don't think I will. Not yet, anyway. I 8etter get some enjoyment out of this for what happened to me!

SIGNLESS: -He was not enjoying this. Not at all. While yes now that he knew that this was all part of that rediculous shipwide asignment, and not some attempt on his life, being trapped in this manner was too close to past memories to be anywhere near comfortable for him.- You've already succeeded in your trap, you've completed the rules of the game, you have no further reason to hold me here, so FREE ME NOW. -He snarled, straining against the webbing again-

VRISKA: -Vriska shrugs.- I'll let you go when I want to! When I feel like it. Can you 8elieve some crazy human lady had the GLO8ES to cover my entire 8ody in slime? GROSS. It took FOREVER to scru8 off!

SIGNLESS: -WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA THAT WAS. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH IT WAS BRILLIANT.- I don't give a shit about what some pink money did to you!!!!

VRISKA: Well, you should 8ecause it was really fucking lame!

VRISKA: And I don't even get stuck with someone cool who can appreci8 my amazing trap.

SIGNLESS: Do you know what is also "really fucking lame" YOU NOT LETTING ME GO YET.

VRISKA: Will you lower your voice for one second? It's kind of excruci8ting to listen to.

SIGNLESS: -He does not have the patients for this. Signless is really REALLY getting ticked off now. And he even goes as far to try and throw his useless sickle at her. However, do to being restrained like he is, it does little more then fall to the ground.- OH I'M SORRY IS MY VOICE VOLUME BOTHERING YOU??? HERE LET ME TRY ADJUSTING IT. -He says, louder then ever.-

VRISKA: Hahahahahahahaha! Wow! Gr8 effort, 8y which I mean it TOTALLY sucked.

SIGNLESS: FUCK YOU.

VRISKA: -She groans loudly and overdramatically.- Thanks for making this the worst experience imagina8le! -She takes out a sword of hers and just hacks away at the we8, getting him unstuck.- There. You're pretty much the worst sport ever.

SIGNLESS: -He just barely flinches when she takes out the blade. But since it is used to simply cut him down, and nothing else, he does not react any further. Once free, Signless pushes quickly off the wall, frantically ripping the remains of the netting off of himself.*

VRISKA: Shit, calm down!

SIGNLESS: -Vriska recieves a glare to mother all glares. This mutant blooded fuck is pissed at you.- Do not. Speak. To me.

VRISKA: You really ARE the worst sport.

SIGNLESS: -Kasvik bends down to swipe his sickle off the floor, and by the time he is standing up straight again, the curved edge of the blade is already a hair's width from her neck.- I said. Do not speak.

VRISKA: Try something and you'll regret it. -She glares at that sickle, a little irritated now.-

SIGNLESS: *There is this moment of a silent stare down between the two of them, and then Signless' wrist twists to bring the sickle away from her neck, and he stashes it away in his sylladex where it belongs. Now he is just jumpy, and very irritate, and wants to never leave his block again and maybe gather all his friends to hide with him.- Wouldn't dream of it.

VRISKA: That's what I thought. -She may have 8een slightly nervous at that sickle, 8ut there's no way that she would let it show.- Then stop 8eing a complete waste of space and get out of here!

SIGNLESS: -Oh the urge to punch a bitch in the nose was strong. But no, instead Signless just picked off a bit of web still stuck to his jacket and flung it at her face.- You know, -He said walking past her, and taking his leave.- A rose by any other name is just as skank smelling as you are. -And he's gone-

VRISKA: -WHAT A DICK. GOD TODAY IS NOT WORKING OUT IN HER FAVOR.-

SIGNLESS: -GOOD.-

[academic-geniality]

-- ironInfidelity [II] began messaging academicGeniality [AG] at 20:26 --

II: I accidently spoiled our grand reveal of my identity.

AG: Oh no! ::::(

II: Not that it was entirely my fault, seeing as I had no idea Rhodri was in the atrium at the time.

II: But I was meeting up with my beloved and then around that time every single member of my inner circle presented themselves.

II: Which was great, but Rhodri did not take it well.

AG: Oh dear... What do you mean 8y that? Was he upset a8out your hidden identity?

II: A little it would seem. I think he regrets being informal with me? Which is rediculous. All we did was share a few stories. But he seemed frantic. For instance he fled the atrium very shortly after founding out.

AG: That sounds dreadful! I'm sorry that it had to unfold like that.

II: Me as well. But it is as it is I suppose.

II: Which is a shame, I enjoyed talking to him. But now it seems that since I'm his "Idol" he is not so comfortable with me.

AG: Well, may8e not! I could try talking to him a8out it.

AG: I would consider you an idol, myself, 8ut I was quick to come around. Perhaps he just needs a little encouragement and some time to recover from 8eing starstruck.

II: Really? Hmn... how exactly did you first react, if I may ask?

II: And a follow up to that question would be how were you able to "recover" so to speak?

AG: I can't say that I reacted quite as strongly... Not that I wasn't thrilled, of course! 8ut recovering was easier for me when we spoke a8out your experiences face to face. We were a8le to discuss what has made you so iconic, 8ut on a level where we were speaking as equals.

AG: 8ut that's just me.

II: Hmn. Well, if I manage to get him to meet with me again, I might try doing that sit down and talk tactic.

AG: I think it's worth a shot. He just needs to see that you're still you, and you're still the person he enjoyed chatting with, despite the fact that you're also some famous.

II: Sounds resonable enough. Heres hoping he is as sensable as you Miss, Serket (:B

AG: Aww, you flatter me!

II: I only speak the truth!

II: But thank you for your advice, I will let you go for now.

AG: Alright. I hope everything goes well for you! And don't 8e a stranger. ::::)

II: Have a good evening!!

-- ironInfidelity [II] stopped messaging academicGeniality [AG] at 22:29 --

[agitatedarsenal-blog]

-- agitatedArsenal [AA] began pestering ironInfidelity [II] at 18:39 --

AA: i hope you are still angry.

AA: it was entertaining.

II: I am not.

II: I don't stay angry for long, even if some, like yourself, are insisting on trying to ruin that.

AA: i made no such claims.

II: You certainly seem like you are trying.

AA: you are assuming.

AA: you know what they say.

AA: you are an ass.

AA: always.

II: I think the actual phrasing is "Assuming makes an 'Ass

II: *'Ass' out of 'U' and 'Me."

AA: no.

AA: this time, it means you are an ass.

AA: you specifically.

AA: always and forever.

II: You are so spiteful.

AA: you are an ass.

II: You say that a lot.

AA: it is for emphasis.

AA: in case there is any doubt.

II: Oh I'm sure on your part there isn't

AA: you are correct.

AA: and also stupid. so this is a surprising development.

II: Is this all you ever intend to talk about?

AA: does it matter.

II: Well yes a bit.

AA: tell me why.

II: Because if you insist on contacting me over and over again, then I would like some veriaty in our conversations.

AA: oh, really?

II: Well yes. See this sort of dialog gets pretty boring after a while.

II: I would hate to mistake you for a boring person.

AA: yes, your entertainment is my first concern.

II: Well if you want me to continue to respond to you, then yes, it kind of is.

AA: no.

II: Alright then I suppose I have nothing more to speak with you about.

II: Goodbye.

-- ironInfidelity [II] ceased pestering agitatedArsenal [AA] at 20:29 --

[academic-geniality]

-- ironInfidelity [II] began messaging academicGeniality [AG] at 18:37 --

II: Well it certainly has been some time since we last spoke, now hasn't it.

AG: Oh, yes! It has! And I'm so glad you've contacted me! I nearly forgot, 8ut there's something I needed to talk to you a8out.

AG: 8ut it's nothing that can't w8 a moment... I'd like to catch up with you first! How have you 8een?

II: Well enough I suppose! Things turned a bit sour for me when we landed on Beforus, but things are righting themselves once more! How are you?

AG: Oh, yes... There was quite a de8acle upon our arrival, wasn't there? I'm glad that everything has 8een sorted out. Our mission was a success at the very least, wasn't it?

AG: I've 8een well, I must say. 8usying myself with the 8eaurocracy of my position, 8ut contented when I'm not working.

II: Yes for the most part it would seem things are being sorted out. . . .But anyways, I'm glad to hear that you do have free time! Mine seems to be becoming more sparce as of late, do to the hype of forming alliances between Beforus and Lauctis.

II: Though enough about those boring politics, you said you had something to talk to me about?

AG: Right, that. Well, I recently met someone who is quite the fan of yours!

AG: When I told him that you and I were friends, he 8EGGED me to introduce you to him.

II: Oh, I have a guess of who this is, but do tell.

AG: Is that so? His name is Rhodri Nitram.

II: My guess was correct.

II: I ran into him a while ago in the hallways. But I don't believe he actually recognized me as myself.

II: Until quite recently that is.

AG: Oh, darn! I was hoping I'd have the pleasure of seeing the look on his face when I introduced the two of you in person.

II: You might still have the chance.

II: I have yet to confirm his suspicions.

II: I had to take a call before I could answer him.

AG: ::::D

AG: Excellent!

II: I've been debating telling him or not. . . but perhaps this would be a glorious chance for a practical joke.

II: And give you the oportunity to see his expression of realization in person.

AG: Hehehe. It sounds like the perfect opportunity that I must take advantage of! We should plan a meeting sometime soon.

II: Yes we should. In the meantime, I will avoid telling Rhodri my true identity.

AG: Good!

AG: That is exciting! I don't usually play practical jokes...

AG: Or joke much at all...

II: Then Miss Serket, please allow me to be your guide. I've played many a jokes over the sweeps. I've also been on the recieving end of them as well.

AG: Have you really? I never would have guessed!

II: Certainly I have! Lazer pointers can be very hillarious when dealing with particular feline themed trolls ;)

II: Oh wait.

II: (;B

II: Anyways, I'm sure this prank will go over wonderfully.

AG: I suspect it will, with an experienced prankster such as yourself at the helm of this project. :::;)

II: Heh, just let me know when the meeting is planned, and leave the rest to me~

AG: I will let you know as soon as arrangements are made!

II: Wonderful! Until then, Miss Serket.

-- ironInfidelity [II] stopped messaging academicGeniality [AG] at 19:52 --

[agitatedarsenal-blog]

[07:17] AA: -Handmaid is...definitely walking down the hall. Back toward her block, thinking she's alone.-

[07:22] II: *So he is! Look at that!! It must be fate. But ew he kind of wanted a shower. He was taking this whole cast thing to practice with his left handed fighting, and had been sparing on training targets in the gym. He was almost there when he found himself nearly bumping into someone. Luckily his attack whits were still about him, and he stopped just in time to side step them.* So sorry about that! I-

[07:22] II: . . .Do I know you? *He raised and eyebrow at the familiar troll.*

[07:23] AA: -handmaid is, for lack of a better word, annoyed at the sudden interaction, and she stops. she slowly turns her head to look at the signless before narrowing her eyes.- you would think you would remember the fits you threw.

[07:23] AA: perhaps you just throw them all the thime.

[07:23] AA: time*

[07:27] II: Its a habbit, yes. *He shrugs.* But I think now I recognize that snide personality. You're the woman who insulted my mother, correct? You've been staying away from her from what I've assumed. . .thank you.

[07:27] AA: you act like i enjoy speaking with others.

[07:27] AA: thanking me is stupid.

[07:29] II: You are not the first to think so, miss. *Kasvik shrugged, smiling. He had just gotten exercise, he was perfectly content.*

[07:30] AA: -she squints at him.- i know so. there is the difference.

[07:31] II: *Squints back but its in a teasing way* Heard that one before as well. Hahahah!

[07:32] AA: your laugh is hideous.

[07:32] AA: it makes grubs cry.

[07:33] II: Good thing I don't raise them then. *OR MAYBE NOT YET. He was still thinking about the conversation he had with his mom.* No but, I suppose I should apollogize. Looking back on it, I was really just overwhelmed with a lot of emotions at the time.

[07:33] II: Tell your friend I'm sorry, too.

[07:34] AA: i will not.

[07:34] AA: you can tell "my friend."

[07:38] II: I don't think I've ever really met her face to face much more then a handful of times though. Last time I had contact with her, she pulled myself and my Disciple out of a tricky situation. But its up to you to pass on the message or not.

[07:38] AA: i will not.

[07:38] AA: the message stops here.

[07:38] AA: it does not leave.

[07:39] II: . . . .Alright then.

[07:39] II: Are you always this grumpy?x

[07:39] II: *No "x"))

[07:39] AA: are you always insufferable.

[07:40] II: We've only met what, twice? Are you in authority to make that asumption?

[07:42] AA: you consider yourself in authority to deem me grumpy. like the seven very small trolls.

[07:44] II: Oh I loved that story!! Though there are SOOO many different versions. I've heard both the midblood and lowblood versions. I hear the seadweller's version of the tale has the most class, and gore.

[07:48] AA: -she just frowns at him, staying silent. awkwardly silent.-

[07:49] II: What . . . .Not your favorite? You had to have at least read some stories when you were growing up?

[07:50] AA: no.

[07:50] II: . . .Seriously? *He looked shocked.*

[07:50] AA: seriously.

[07:52] II: But how?? Not a single story?? Not even the one about the Seadweller's fountain of inmortality and the elder gods?

[07:52] II: *Immortality))

[07:52] AA: no.

[07:52] II: . . .Oh.

[07:53] AA: -handmaid is not impressed-

[07:53] II: Thats. . .kind of sad. *He looks sad too.*

[07:53] AA: it is only sad because you are too sensitive.

[07:55] II: A childhood without coonside stories is no childhood at all!

[07:55] AA: how good for you.

[07:55] AA: i can see you are much more intelligent from it.

[07:55] AA: -sarcasm for days-

[08:06] -- ironInfidelity [II] is now an idle chum! --

[08:30] II: I wouldn't say more intelligent, but I have wonderful memories.

[08:42] AA: they disgust me already.

[08:42] II: My childhood memories? *):B*

[08:42] AA: yes.

[08:45] -- ironInfidelity [II] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[08:45] -- ironInfidelity [II] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

[08:45] -- ironInfidelity [II] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --

[08:46] -- ironInfidelity [II] began pestering agitatedArsenal [AA] at 20:46 --

[08:55] II: . . . . Why?? *Such sad face he wears.*

[08:56] AA: you look pathetic.

[08:56] AA: your memories keep you in the past.

[09:00] II: What if I like being in the past?

[09:00] II: I used to be a decent part of it.

[09:03] AA: then you do not move on.

[09:06] II: I don't know about that, my legs have been moving me around just fine~ *Hes so funny right?*

[09:06] AA: -signless gets a blank stare for that.-

[09:08] II: . . .No laughing? Hmn. Not much humor, huh. *He placed the knuckles of his good hand against his chin as he tried to figure this girl out.*

[09:12] AA: no humor.

[09:12] AA: humor is stupid.

[09:13] II: Apparently a lot of things are stupid to you.

[09:15] AA: yes. because they are.

[09:16] II: What if I said I think your negative additude was "Stupid." *He smirked and crossed his arms.*

[09:17] AA: then your lack of intelligence remains the same.

[09:18] II: *He pouts instead.* . . . .Aww.

[09:19] AA: you act like this is surprising.

[09:20] II: Because I'm a bit surprised by your spite.

[09:23] AA: then consider it a means to keep your life interesting despite the fact i have no interest in doing so.

[09:26] II: I'd rather be bored then. . . Do you have something against me or my friends? I have the sinking feeling that you've been spiteful towards us this entire time. Even before my outburst.

[09:28] AA: no. you are not special. none of you are special.

[09:29] II: *Now he is just frowning.* . . .So why hate us?

[09:31] AA: i hate all of you.

[09:31] II: But why???

[09:31] AA: do i need a reason.

[09:31] AA: i hate everyone.

[09:32] II: . . . Thats so sad.

[09:34] AA: says the troll who met me with rage.

[09:37] II: I met you with rage because you were rude to my mother. And said mother I had only just seen for the first time in centuries.

[09:43] AA: i know nothing of mothers.

[09:44] II: The dolorosa. The troll you spoke with in city hall when this ship was docked on lauctis.

[09:46] AA: the term means nothing to me. i know of whom you speak.

[09:48] II: Then you understand why I was upset at the time.

[09:49] AA: i do not understand why people like you feign kindness when you are just as dark as the rest of us.

[09:50] II: I am not dark! And I do not fake my kindness!!! *He snapped.*

[09:50] AA: then you are fooling yourself.

[09:51] II: Or maybe you are ust bitter.

[09:52] II: *just))

[09:52] AA: but i am not fooling myself.

[10:01] II: . . . .You know. *Deep inhale and sigh.* I'm in too good a mood. You can't get to me this way. *BIG STRAINED SMILE.*

[10:03] AA: by how constipated you look, i already am.

[10:04] II: . . . . . . . . . . . *HRGK. HE REFUSES TO HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM AS KARKAT.* Oh but you aren't. *NO IRRITATION HERE.*

[10:10] AA: i can tell you believe differently by the way your face is twitching in such an unattractive manner.

[10:11] II: You are very rude! That is why my face is twitching!!-- ITS NOT TWITCHING!! *Nope he snapped.*

[10:12] AA: -she just blinks at him, unfazed.- you might be able to say that louder if you try hard enough.

[10:13] II: I'M NOT YELLING!!!!

[10:13] AA: you are not convincing,

[10:16] II: *He opened his mouth to yell again, but he caught himself before he could. Instead he lowered his voice to a harsh whisper.* (HOW ABOUT NOW)

[10:17] AA: you sound stupid.

[10:18] II: (I--YOU!-) YOU KEEP SAYING THAT WORD! THATS WHAT SOUNDS STUPID!!!

[10:27] AA: -she just stares at him again. maybe he will realize how much of an idiot he is, she decides.-

[10:28] II: *Hah, she will wait out the rest of her life for him to realize that.* . . .Are you finally done then.

[10:30] AA: the question is are you done?

[10:30] AA: since you are the one that started this conversation.

[10:30] AA: and kept it going.

[10:31] II: ..........THEN I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO END IT!!! *Hes so done. And walking the exact oposite dirrection he was supposed to be. Just to look cool as he walked away.*

[10:33] AA: you are an idiot.

[10:35] II: AND YOU ARE BITTER. *Annnnnd hes gone.*

[artifactualannihilation]

-- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling ironInfidelity [II] at 18:44 --

[06:44] AA: hello!

[06:44] II: Hello there.

[06:45] AA: i know its been awhile

[06:45] AA: do you remember me?

[06:46] II: Faintly, you contacted me a while ago, and we spoke some. You are the archeoligistt right?

[06:46] II: Oh I apologize for the misspelling.

[06:46] II: That was horrible even for me.

[06:46] II: I don't seem to have my whole head on my shoulders as of late.

[06:47] AA: no its ok its a hard word to spell!

[06:47] AA: yes i am aradia the archaeologist :)

[06:52] II: Yes, that is you I remember now.

[06:52] II: How are you enjoying the planet? (:B

[06:53] AA: i am loving it! i think its so cool!

[06:53] AA: so much to explore!

[06:56] II: I'm glad you think so!!

[06:57] II: Srry about the delay I seem to keep zoning out.

[06:57] II: *Sorry.

[06:57] II: Honestly this is becoming annoying, I may just have to attend classes on how to write and spell all over again! (XB

[06:59] AA: its nothing to worry about!

[06:59] AA: is there a lot on your mind?

[07:00] II: Well a lot has been happening lately yes. I was recently reunited with a very close companion of mine, so there has been a lot of high emotional feelings going about.

[07:00] II: And then of course there is the work that was loaded onto me the moment we touched down on ground.

[07:00] II: I've just been feeling run down and worn out lately.

[07:02] AA: oh yes that takes a lot out of you! i had a few close friends show up out of nowhere here

[07:02] AA: one of which i thought was dead

[07:02] AA: i understand

[07:02] AA: do you have any time to treat yourself?

[07:05] II: Unfortunately no. Between the paper work, and debreifing messages, as well as spending time with my returned guardian, I have had hardly any time at all.

[07:05] AA: that sounds incredibly busy

[07:05] AA: im sorry to hear that :(

[07:05] AA: i hope you get some time to yourself soon!

[07:06] II: You and me both. I could probably use a good rest anyways. Perhaps after the meeting though! Once I know what is going on, things will be a bit easier.

[07:06] AA: oh meetings are always full of big information!

[07:07] II: Yes! Though my hopes are that it will be very boring and uneventful.

[07:07] II: Less work for me later on that way (;B

[07:07] AA: that is true!

[07:07] AA: am i interrupting anything at the moment

[07:08] II: No not particularly. I just woke up.

[07:08] II: From a nap I don't really remember taking.

[07:10] AA: oh thats kind of worrisome! and spooky!

[07:10] AA: and cool!

[07:14] II: I think it is probably just a result of my lack of sleep.

[07:15] II: I have to say though, my limbs did a great job at falling asleep during that time.

[07:15] II: My finger tips still feel fairly numb.

[07:19] AA: oh try rubbing it!

[07:19] AA: that might help

[07:20] AA: pins and needles feelins are not great

[07:20] AA: feelings*

[07:26] II: I have tried that, but it will probably go away in due time.

[07:26] II: Thank you for the advice though!

[07:26] AA: oh it is no problem!

[07:27] AA: i wanted to ask you more about what else is on lauctis as well

[07:27] AA: do you recommend any places that i should visit while we are here?

[07:28] II: Well, on the outskirts of most cities there are ruins, I have the feeling those might intrest you. Things from crashed space crafts, to dead towns.

[07:28] AA: oh yes ive heard about some of the ruins! im so excited about going to look at those!

[07:31] II: I have searched most of them, myself. I have to say they are quite interesting.

[07:33] AA: you have? what have you found there?

[07:34] II: The usual debries and wreckage. The majority of what we searched were abandoned shuttle craft carriers.

[07:41] AA: oh my god i think im going to pass out thats so cool!

[07:42] II: It was rather cool I suppose.

[07:47] AA: its so amazing

[07:47] AA: oh man im going to explore so much while were here!

[07:48] II: Explore as much as you like, just do be careful (:B

[07:56] AA: i will make sure that i am!

[07:56] AA: i am well equipped for adventure

[07:57] II: Excelent!

[07:57] II: You will have to report to me wht you ffirng

[07:57] AA: i will!

[07:57] II: Again sorry about that ):B

[07:58] II: Honestly I have no idea what is coming over me.

[07:58] AA: dont worry about it signless

[07:58] AA: i understand

[07:58] II: Thank you.

[07:59] AA: youre welcome!

[07:59] AA: you seem like you would do the same for me

[08:00] II: I certainly would for someone who is so polite.

[08:00] II: (:B

[08:01] AA: aw thanks!

[08:01] AA: thats nice of you to say!

[08:02] II: You are very welcome Aradia!

[08:06] AA: :D

[08:06] AA: you should probably go back to sleep

[08:08] II: I wish I could, but I need to leave for my meeting soon.

[08:08] II: It was nice speaking with you again, though!

[08:09] AA: it was nice talking to you too!

[08:09] AA: i hope it goes well

[08:09] AA: good luck!

[08:09] II: Thank you! See you around then (;B

-- ironInfidelity [II] gave up trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 20:09 --