#wittycomebacks

[splentique]

National Wine Day anyone??? #nationalwineday #nationalwineday🍷 #dancemovesfordays #wittycomebacks #boutiqueshopping #downtownhickory #splentique (at Splentique)

[jenbro36]

Yep that sums me up to a “T”. #wittycomebacks #arenotmything #calvinandhobbes #sumsmeupperfectly

[froggy1003]

#enjoyaglassofwine #foritshealthbenefits #morewineplease #wittycomebacks #flawlessdancemoves #wine #bitofbubbly #🍷 #froggy1003

[myfriendali]

#Champs are made, but #Legends... are Born! 😌✌🏻️ #MuhammadAli #Memoir #HowiWouldLikeToBeRemembered 👌🏻 .... ‪If you read only one thing about ‪#MuhammadAli‬, read what he wrote in his memoir about how he wanted to be remembered. ‬‬ ‪.... Never in my life have iSeen an Athlete with such #Confidence, #Charisma, #WittyComeBacks, Cleverness, & of course so #Pretty. 😋 ‬... iGuess its true; Any one can be Great, but only some are Born #Legends. 😌✌🏻️ ‪.‬ .... My Fav #Quotes of Muhammad Ali .... (1) Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. (2) He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.
(3) Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. (4) I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.' (5) Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.” (6) Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. (7) Don’t count the days; make the days count. . .... Muhammad Ali's sense of Humor .... (1) I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. (2) It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. (3) I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked. (4) He’s (Sonny Liston) too ugly to be the world champ. The world champ should be pretty like me! (5) I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. (6) How tall are you? So I can know in advance how far to step back when you fall down. (7) If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. (8) There are no pleasures in a fight, but some of my fights have been a pleasure to win. 😂 .

[astar-tv-blog]

Winston Churchill vs. George Bernard Shaw

Shaw: Have reserved two tickets for opening night. Come and bring a friend, if you have one.

Churchill: Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one.

[pyroplex]

Danks for following bro.

no problem... bro.