#wizard academia

[livefishreaction]

Academia gets criticised for being an ivory tower but tbh if I could study in a tower? With robes and candles? Sounds cool as fuck

[8ball-wizard]

fuck. evil nautilus cursed my jalapeño poppers and now i'm convinced everyone hates me.

[calcifa]

[wiz4wiz]

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[drinkmyetherealblood]

Mythical academia

• Elves

- Being an academic snob, but willing to give knowledge to whoever asks.

- Hair is ALWAYS pulled behind your ears.

- Lots of admirers, but too busy focused on self care, and learning to notice.

- Probably socially awkward, but hides behind it with loads of hubris.

- you see no problem with Hedonism.

• Wizard

- Books everywhere. Falling on the shelves, stacked in chairs, piled on your desk.

- Always drinking coffee/tea out of your “lucky” mug. You also call whatever you’re drinking your “potion of restoration”. It’s just caffeine bro, calm down.

- Hats. The weirder the better.

- Either you have a lot of cats, own a lot of merchandise pertaining to cats, or vehemently hate the movie “Cats, 2019”

- Recommending crystals, medication, or deep introspection as a solution to any problem.

• Goblin

- “ as soon as I graduate, I’m going to live in the woods”.

- Finding beauty in things others would describe as “trash”.

- Being interested in archeology.

- Either independence fuels you. Or you are the baby of every situation.

- doesn’t show up to class, but still gets good grades, and the teachers like you.

- Always having something shiny on. Whether it’s jewelry, or shoes. You always have a shine.

• Mermaid

- Nerd about marine life, or environmental awareness.

- Messy hair, but it always looks purposeful.

- If you don’t go swimming, or at least take a long bath; You are sure you will die.

- A trend setter. Always charming everyone into caring more about global warming.

- Has read “the Odyssey” a million times.

[gloopyastrology]

I haven't really seen anything about it, so has anyone entertained the idea of "Wizard Academia" sort of like a mix of dark academia and d&d wizard school? Just a thought. Wizard academia would be;

Big ornate castles with winding staircases

Tons of secret passages

Dorm rooms full of yellowed scrolls and spell books left by previous students

Long flowing cloaks and pressed puff sleeves shirts

Leather boots laced tightly

Class notes written with quill and ink

Dusty libraries full of books about great wizards

[alpine-luupine]

so i've gotten into website coding recently and i decided to make my own buttons n stuff for it (cause my aesthetic is v specific and hard to find stuff for - I affectionately refer to it as "D&D wizard teleported to modern time/wizard academia).

Anyways, anyone is welcome to use these, i just ask you give credit or at the very least don't claim it as your own.

[cytherae-rubin]

“Well, technically.” She began.

“I’m also the dean, professor of Conjunctioning Spheres, Divination and History of Modern Magic.” She listed the titles on her fingers. She frowned, scrunching up her weary freckled face. “I’m also the caretaker.” She looked far too young to be any of those things, except maybe a caretaker. Junior caretaker.

“And you’re… you’re qualified for all of this?” asked the leatherclad rogue, squeaking in her far too new and far too tight armour. They had been looking for a new magician ever since their last one got done in by standing far too close to a set of very interesting runes. The rogue still had night terrors about the colour purple.

“Not at all. But I’m very good at writing academic papers. Oh, and magic missles.” Her mispronunciation of the word missiles did not, in fact, alleviate their concerns.

The former man-at-arms leaned back and pinched the bridge of their nose. “Do please explain exactly how a second term apprentice becomes the headmaster, dean, head chef, and whatnot.” They said in a sour voice. Their wine had been bad, like a bitter brick poured into a bottle. Their patience wore thin with nasally wizards at the best of times.

“Hey, I’m not head chef. I’ve got no right to that title. The others though… well, you know how regular academia can be cutthroat?” The group’s nodding prompted her to proceed. “Well, wizard academia is a blast in an enclosed space. So, all titles were instantly passed to me, the only living member of the school that could have a technical claim to them. So, when are we leaving?”