May 23
apparently my constant fatigue and pain were NOT the wizard’s curse! it’s actually vitamin d deficiency! thank god i don’t have to repay my debts to another wizard
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apparently my constant fatigue and pain were NOT the wizard’s curse! it’s actually vitamin d deficiency! thank god i don’t have to repay my debts to another wizard
If you pissed off ANOTHER wizard,* which minor curse would ruin your life the MOST? (the wizard* is REAL annoyed with you)
every item of clothing you touch w/ the intention of wearing turns neon orange
you must uwu speak fowevew, vewbal and in tewxt :3c
all batteries always drain twice as fast for you
every time you go to sleep your glasses are hidden somewhere in the house
every time you take a sip of water it tastes like something completely different
all animals just give you this intense, blank stare when you're in their view
one of ur shoelaces gets untied every 57 steps. BOTH are untied every 182 steps.
you always lose one sock after you wear a matching pair for the first time
every Wednesday, all the silverware you own disappear for 24 hours
there is always a 5% chance your next bite of food will be inexplicably spicy
whenever you find something funny you immediately say "LOL" out loud
the color blue just looks *off* to you now, and you don't know why
*insert whichever sort of spellcaster you think you are most likely to piss off here!
remember, you're voting for whichever option would annoy you the most! for fun, you can also put in the tags whichever one you would find most tolerable. :)
original poll here
Wizard is dressed like mariah carey
festive curses
FACT: THUNDER FIRE ALL YOUR GENERATION
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I just saw another poll about it, and I'm finally ready to make my own poll
So, whenever people pose the question, "would you rather be too hot or too cold?" I've always assumed this was like, a permanent state from now on. Like I've been cursed by a wizard.
So whenever people say "oh, I'd rather be too cold because blankets" I've been confused, because I assumed no matter what you were or what you do, you are permanently cursed to be either too warm or too cold.
I think this would change people's answers. Now I pose to
If you were cursed to forever be either too cold or too warm, no matter what you do, which would you prefer?
Too hot
Too cold
I choose too hot because I could wear what I wanted year round, and also I tend to do more when I'm warm than when I'm cold. It would suck either way because its TOO warm, it isn't comfortable, but I'd rather feel my toes
Please reblog and tell me why you chose what you chose, and Bonus, tell me if Cursed interpretation is one you have too, or if you always thought of it as a state you could change
Evil Wizard of Mundane Curses: I curse you that you may not leave any store you enter without reading every single card they have in their card aisle.
Trapping My Boyfriend's Soul Inside A Painting, digital, 2023
no posts today because the horrors