world's eepiest horse

horseman aka john horse he/him im sooo green

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Was putting a rabbit in a motobug and it bit the hell out of my arm and I think it had rabies so now I have to go get shots :/

[roxy-roadkill]

classic

classic if you got bitten it's already too late rabies shots only work preventatively

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Oh well I've had the shots before so I'm probably fine. Side note: anyone else really scared of water lately?

[horseman10153]

i’ll protect you i’m hydrophobic so i repel water

[homophobla]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[mercurydousedcicada]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[horseman10153]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[beansfrombeans]

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

[horseman10153]

@binguswithashinybreloom

[horseman10153]

favorite kind of apple?

honeycrisp!!! fuji is a close second they’re both soo freaking good 🤤 on the contrary macintosh and red delicious both should explode and i hate them so much

[homophobla]

fuck u

𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥

starts dancing

[homophobla]

okay well if u don't like my dancing ill just leave

𓀦

[horseman10153]

𓃗

[queer-as-city-folk]

Genuinely the phrasing of gender identity as self identified is so fucking transphobic to me

[horseman10153]

makes me so mad. same with “preferred name” “preferred pronouns” and “identifies as __” like no. that’s just my name. those are just my pronouns. “identifying as” something wouldn’t be as bad if it were ever used for cis people but no. why is it that cis people are men, cis people are women, but i “identify as male” ??? can i just?? be male???? thats jst what i am..?????

[i-am-a-fish]

healthcare should be freeeee what the hell are we doing dumbass government what are we paying you for

[horseman10153]

i’ll handle it

[horseman10153]

dude what if i was LITERALLY just a freaking horse bro what if.

[offical-wikipedia]

Just remember

THEY!

WANT!

YOU!

[horseman10153]

me telling my friend that their nonbinary crush likes them back:

[homophobla]

How it feels walking into the bathroom with the 🚹 sign instead of the 🚺 sign

[spaghettihell]

Banger post from the concept of homophobia

[homophobla]

hi yes thats my name

[horseman10153]

Your name is not the concept of homophobia

[homophobla]

My parents were very cruel

[horseman10153]

That sucks. Mine were horses

[homophobla]

How it feels walking into the bathroom with the 🚹 sign instead of the 🚺 sign

[spaghettihell]

Banger post from the concept of homophobia

[homophobla]

hi yes thats my name

[horseman10153]

Your name is not the concept of homophobia

[horseman10153]

Have you ever heard of the Manhattan Crackhead…

i heard he crashed some guy’s wedding on the moon

[horseman10153]

??? FUCK OFF

[horseman10153]

newest hit movie just dropped in which Boy With Fucked Up Posture and Girl With Slightly Worse Fucked Up Posture take over the world

[horseman10153]

eating dinner at 12am like a freaking CHUD #chudlife

[ghostoflachlan]

Tag yourself

[dramanerd]

I’m an empty chair

@binguswithashinybreloom

[binguswithashinybreloom]

I’m prolly uhhhhhhhhhhhh a greif that can’t be spoken

@horseman10153

[horseman10153]

i’m a pain goes on and on because my back hurts always

@iamtoniiswear

[auberylis]

Neieieieiiiighhh.. neigh :< neigh neigh, neeigh neigh. Neigh? Neigh neeeeighh. Pffrt

[horbse]

truer words habe never been spoken

[horseman10153]

yess.. this is so true