German Mud Wizard (Real Life) vs. Amaury Guichon (Real Life)
German Mud Wizard
Amaury Guichon (The Chocolate Guy)
Voting ended onApr 17, 2023
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Mud Wizard:
Vanquished (so far): NZ/Aotearoa Wizard
"He looks like he wouldn’t support gentrification”
"Gotta go with the mud wizard for the anticop mud magic"
“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”
“Technically I've heard him referred to as mud monk but his vibes pass. He walks easily in the mud while the police sink in. Good for him.”
Amaury Guichon:
Vanquished (so far): Leonardo da Vinci
"We cannot let fucking chocolate guy lose a tumblr poll. Seeing his videos and thinking 'fucking chocolate guy' is an Integral part of the Tumblr Experience"
"Chocolate guy for sure cuz everytime I see a chocolate guy video I go “chocolate guy???? At it again????” Watching him work feels like wizardry”
“Man is a real life wizard”
“Doing what he does with chocolate is not a natural ability. He doesn't have a wand per se but he has a lot of cool instruments he uses for his craft. The cook uniform counts as robes”
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Ged:
Vanquished (so far): Raistlin Majere, Marcia Overstrand, Magnus Bane, Carter Kane
"Just to reiterate: he raised the dead in highschool, speaks dragon language, and fixed death"
"the only archmage who learnt that being a goatherd was undoubtedly superior."
"Btw can turn into a dragon. No biggie. In a world where any transformation is extremely high tier magic."
"His emotional arc of learning to accept his flaws and also to be more humble is just… so relatable"
"Vote for him. Vote for his big stick. Vote for his birds. Vote for his degree. Vote for his evil shadow self."
"This man is truly tapped into powers that are old and deep and dangerous. and he is also. crucially. just some guy"
"VOTE GED or your ass is getting stranded in the tombs"
"Ged didn't become archmage and then quit to go herd goats to lose a poll bracket"
"ged literally became archmage like acknowledged as the greatest mage in earthsea and decided to go live out his days herding goats."
Gandalf:
Vanquished (so far): Saruman, Tom Bombadil, Howl Pendragon
"Big naturals"
"gandalf is like. THE wizard"
"gandalf obviously. with AND without his huge naturals"
"gandalf sweep. he is the blueprint"
"My heart belongs to the grey wizard ... a wanderer who chooses to embrace the small things in life and who fights not because he seeks domination but to protect the selfsame small things
"When you hear wizard, there's an 85% chance you think of Gandalf"
"do it for them (gandalf’s tiddies)"
"cmon be honest u think wizard u think something gandalflike first"