day 6 - the future
pairing: vicky/lauren ledergerber
purple hair and pronouns and bicky what do i say
lauren is like a hairstylist thats purposefully shit at her job, at some point she was also a barista and wrote names and pronounced them in the worst way possible just to get a rise out people on social media and then get attention like that, she gets paid 2 pennies and a fly but its something
lauren STILL uses soyjacks unironically in this day and age. vicky tells her to piss off and lauren just spams them nonestop the entire time
they get a divorce, its not official and theyve never been married but i mean look at them
shes still bitter about how that relationship ended off, lauren could choke on a carrot for all she cares, but thats just vicky for you when has she not been bitter apart from the time she almost froze to death
tldr they throw wine glass bottles at eachother for fun in their late 40s
