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"You were on your phone 1 hr 13 m more than last week" I don't fucking care I'm a dog
species euphoria moment: running barefoot!
I've always preferred running without shoes. i feel too restricted with them on, even in running shoes. when im barefoot, it just feels natural. i run on my toes and can propel myself best without fabric restricting my movements. had to run outside earlier to help a friend of mine park and was barefoot-- felt SO creature-like. i wish i could run barefoot everywhere without hurting my feet :(
I hope that she
Looks at me
And thinks shit he's very weird and off-putting in an uncanny valley way and I shouldnt try to hand-feed him for fear of having my fingers snapped at or even potentially catching an ancient long forgotten disease
Documentary: the wolves need to hunt to feed their young. If they don't, the pack will not survive the winter.
Me, 17 y/o, no kids, sitting in my bed, mid May, snacking on my cheetos: oh no I'd better hunt to feed my young or the pack won't survive the winter :[
So funny to me how when I first discovered therianthropy by the wolfie blackheart documentary circa 2nd grade (unfiltered internet access) I was a Black Wolf With Blue Eyes who was a REAL wolf therian unlike all those other FAKERS who just SAY they're wolves because its COOL
Fast forward to 5th-7th grade when I was a husky therian because 9/10 wolf therians Aren't Actually Wolves and I'm a Real therian who isn't a Wolf and also wolves CANT have blue eyes you LIAR
And now I'm like. Yeah I'm a wolf clado. I'm every wolf btw. But it's an otherhearted thing I just love them so deeply they're ingrained in my DNA. Wolf therians are so cool btw. Love you guys
Alterhumanity is so cool let's do whatever we want forever ♥
Apparently my internet friend reads all of my posts and texts in a thick country accent so I'm formally asking all of you to do the same because not only is it accurate it's also really fucking funny
Outing myself as a redneck dog 🙏 😔
do any wolves/dogs get the Pack Animal Urge to groom another canine's ears. like get all up in there and get their ears nice and clean and gnaw knots and dirt out of their fur yk
theyre gonna be hearing colors when im done
I'm sorry but the anxious working dog in me refuses to do anything that is remotely boring. I'm like a caged wolf in a zoo, I need enrichment in my enclosure
Tried to read a book but put it down because it wasn't Exciting enough: Autism Dog Brain
Watching the same movie 10383773839 times even though it's admittedly a really bad movie: also Autism Dog Brain