Sep 23, 2025
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I need to get everyone on the booktok erotica gingerbread man shapeshifter like they've gotten on the plastic destroying crow boy
God bless dungeon meshi's author ryoko for thinking of her audience and how there are many furries in it. Throwing us a bone over here.
I feel like we need a support group for people who got to attend the TAD concert. What do you mean I got to see my favourite band, unlocked core memories that have rewritten my DNA and irrevocably changed me, and then when anyone outside of tumblr asks me what I've done recently and I tell them it's just "never heard of them."?
Like... I'm suffering here.
What if I wandered over, crawled around a lil bit, ate something and left?
Flip Robert headcanons!
He's a flip!!
when he's small he rages from 3-16, hes permaregressed and HATES it because he age slides!!! he hates going younger during work and has to keep his voice from shifting up when he gets around 8 down, because when he does the whole z team instantly come back to the base, even Courtney and Janelle!! and they arent even flips/caregivers!! he hates it!!
but when he gets held by Malovola, Katon, Chad, or Victor he cant help but relax while they take him to the daycare room(they turned a conference room into a daycare for all the littles and flips!!) he cant help but not care, especially when he's handed his favorite paci from Mal, he never outgrew it so its usually in his bag or at his desk anyway,
he's a nervous little, and it just gets worse the younger he slides, but the more nervous he gets the more he wants a caregiver!!
his favorite caregivers are Herman, Chad, Mandy, Chase, and Malovola, he'll take Royd and the rest of the Z team, he doesnt like anyone else babysitting him and will actively hide if 6 and under, he does NOT like people he doesnt trust to babysit him!!!
he has been carried around by Royd while he worked since everyone else was busy or couldnt carry him for long(sorry Chase-)
he likes supervillain toys!! and some superheros are ok too but he has a special interest in villains!! he was so happy to be over the phoenix project, but he'd never admit that to the z team- he's just glad they dont question why he has so many supervillain toys and a total lack of superhero toys say for one mechaman toy he made himself when bigger, a Track Star toy, and a Blonde Blazer toy,
other than his villain toys he has dogs!! mostly plushes but he does have some dog figures that have some dog houses, a grooming parlor, and a doggy daycare!! they all have lids for roofs and interiors!! Chase got them for him when he was a kid and they can pry them from his cold dead fingers!! they're comfort toy sets!!
He has a plushy of Beef thats the same size as him for when cant have beef, like when being babysat, he lefts Beef sleep with it so it smells like him, he doesnt care if its weird! he likes the smell of dog >:[ (totally not projecting nooo)
he likes his toys big enough to fit his hands, even his dog toy sets were biiig for his lil hands but now they fit perfectly and he feels like he's playing with kid toys!! even if they take up sooo much room in his apartment(tho he eventually moves in with Chad and Herman and has more room!!!!)
he will NOT let others touch his toys!! only a select few are allowed to touch,
for caregivers the list is, in order: Chad, Herman,(his bfs may touch ofc) Chase, Mandy, Malovola, and Victor,
and for playmates the list is, in order: Chad and Herman ofc, Colm, and Victor; his boyfriends and Colm and Victor have similar age ranges!(when regressed for victor)
He will let Courtney and Janelle cuddle with plushies, but only some! not his comfort plushes!! including his Beef plushy!!
actual Beef is different, he has autonomy, if he wants to cuddle with them then he's free to do so!
like i said earlier, he never outgrew his paci, it helps so much for him, it helps him keep from having panic attacks, it helps his anxiety and depression as a whole, it helps him from clenching his jaw and grinding his teeth, and its a stim!! even if he doesnt have his paci he still sucks his tongue as a stim, though it doesnt feel as nice as his paci
when 11 and younger he's SUPER emotional but thats both in the positive way and the negative way, 11 and younger was when he last felt safe, and it was when he was with Chase as a kid, so he was still a happy kid, but he still has CPTSD and will sob if he has flashbacks or lord forbid a panic attack- he's wailing and the whole building knows somethings wrong, Mandy's being called, Chase is running as fast as he can without going superspeed, and the z team are already there thanks to Mal's portals
he both loves and hates being babied, on one hand, hes not a baby!! on the other- please hold me im tired im stressed i wanna go home i wanna cry please let me sleep
he has so many nightmares and they almost always make him wake up small if not super tiny, he's sobbing and wants nothing but comfort- thankfully he lives with his boyfriends!! they both always go into caregiver mode and calms him down and comforts him, and if its not too early Chad will carry him to the livingroom and turns on some cartoons he likes and goes to cook while Herman stays with Robert!!
when he's younger he'll oven randomly cry, his caregivers and babysitters always would scramble to try to figure out whats wrong, then they figured out it was from is chronic nerve pain- and get his PRN painkillers when his usual painkillers dont cut it, hell, Chase figured out if you put it in a thick-ish sandwitch he'll eat like a balogna sandwitch or a thick ahh grilled cheese then he wont even notice he'll taking it if he refuses it! like givin a dog meds in a clump of cheese lol
He hates to admit it but Chase, Mandy, and Malovola can get him to slide younger soooo easily, they know, but he hates to admit it
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When he's a caregiver he's like a semi chill but stern father when he needs to be,
his littles have a routine!! Chad and Herman can complain all they want but they need to stick to the schedule! though its pretty loose and he always has different things to do so they dont get too bored, especially when little, though when big they still eat and sleep the same time every day but weekends, weekends are free days, but they still eat lunch and dinner at the same time! but breakfast can be pushed back a bit so they can sleep in
his main littles are of course Chad and Herman, though they are technically his main caregivers too- but they're together and live together so thats not too surprising
they have a big pool in their back yard, its apart of the patio, and then they have a big yard with some playground equipment to one side of the yard and a big sandpit on the other! with plenty of room to run around and pull out yard games too!
he cares for the whole Z team, aside from Mal and Katon ofc, seeing as they arent littles or flips lol, and he's considered one of their primary caregivers! so they're often at his place having playdates with Chad and Herman, or himself for that matter if he's slid younger!
he CONSTAINTLY is fixing his metal arm from holding up littles and keeps trying to reinforce it- but he still has a normal shoulder- so he can only make it so strong- so he does muscle work outs suuuuper often, (in the chaos au he has burns all down his right side, he has all sorts of nerve damage and no right arm or leg, buuut i also hc him with the power to melt metal to organic material!! he made himself a new arm and leg(he can feel them bc of his power too!! they also cobalt blue and really articulated so no sharp points!! >:]))
he can, will, and has tried to life someone too heavy for his arm and strained and stretched metal- he had to pass the little off and go try to make sure he didnt damage the shoulder he cant even feel and OW did that hurt his metal arm-
he has a daycare schedule!! mostly for littles other than Chad and Herman, since the others dont live with him lol
Finally getting around to watching ‘True Colors’. 5 minutes in and I’m already having Thoughts™
Is it controversial to say that forced vampire bites can be an allegory for SA.
I cannot read some vampire related stories because that's just how I read it in my head.
Honestly a little disappointed (but not surprised) that they made Sass lose his virginity to Joan instead of just letting him be Ace. Honestly, I think Joan would have been okay with that and been fond of him regardless. Like sure, I get that most people don't understand and/or don't acknowledge there are asexual and aromantic people. It's hard enough getting them to understand they aren't the same thing. I was just really hoping they would have handled Sass' virginity storyline differently.