#wolfstar conversation

[brokentoasterrr]

remus: so if you have 12 apples and your boyfriend asks for 6, what do you have?

sirius, tearing up: a boyfriend

[mymoony]

Cheaper than therapy

Sirius: Look, all I’m saying is that therapy is expensive, boring and intimidating.

Remus: And what do you suggest as an alternative then?

Sirius: I can tell you from personal experience that saying “bada bing bada boom” in a bad Italian accent is not only free and fun, but also sounds badass

Remus: I don’t know why I even bother coming to you for advice.

[partialtopotter]

Written in the stars

Lily: You are very loved, Remus Lupin.

James: More than that.

Peter: Adored!

Remus: Annoyed.

Sirius: *Standing on a broom enchanting ‘I love Moony’ in the sky.*

Remus: PADS THAT’S TOO HIGH. SIT DOWN, OR GET DOWN!

Sirius: I’m –

Sirius: *falls*

Lily,James,Peter,Marlene: *Gasp*

Remus: *Catches*

Sirius: My hero!

Remus: My fool.

Sirius: *Pouts*

Remus: I love you, too

[rulerofsilence]

Remus: *sneezes*

Sirius:

Remus: aren't you going to say bless you?

Sirius: im sitting here next to you. You have already been blessed.

[wolfstarsecrets]

Sirius: I can't believe Moony likes me.

Remus: Sirius, I'm right here. In bed with you. Naked. We've been together for three years.

Sirius: And every day it astounds me that you're still here.

[brokentoasterrr]

sirius: don’t go in the living room

remus: why not?

sirius: i saw a spider in there

remus: why didn’t you kill it?

sirius: it has eight arms and i have two! how is that fair?

[mymoony]

Remus: I really want to go on a romantic trip with you at some point 

Sirius: Like, acid? Or travel?

Remus: .....what part of an acid trip is romantic?

Sirius: the part where we would be doing it together :’)

Remus: you are honestly unbelievable, Sirius.

James: that does sound pretty romantic actually...

James, yelling into the next room: HEY, LILS! I’VE SORTED DATE NIGHT!”

Remus:...well I guess it’s cheaper than a plane flight.