#hp conversation

[thatlovelydove]

I'm sorry but I need to get this off my chest, it's out of character for Ginny and Harry to name their kid severus, unfortunately it is in their character to name them albus. As much as I hate it

[romqnticstylez]

Rose: Mum, I thought you said you and dad got together at the end of your seventh year and he started fancying you around your fourth year?

Hermione: Yes, because he did.

Rose: But I found some of yours and dad’s books and it says ‘R ♡︎ H’ on a lot of his that aren’t of fourth year or above standard.

Hermione: Your Uncle Harry’s name starts with H.

Rose: You’re his wife..?

Hermione:

Rose:

Rose: Nevermind.

[wands-n-roses]

Hey you said I could ask for ANYTHING, so could you do this:

POV: You’re a death eater and we just knocked your ass to the ground

With Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, and Luna?

I wasn't really sure how to go about doing this, so I made it into a conversation format, also this has been in my drafts FOREVER, I just finally started getting back to things for real. Soo that's all, I hope you like this

Y/n: Ow, what just happened?

Ginny: We kicked your ass to the ground, bitch

Luna: No need for name calling, Gin

Ron: No, no, I back her up on this one

Y/n: Why I oughta-

Ginny: Wanna get your ass kicked again?

Harry: Okay, okay, calm down, now what are we gonna do with them?

Neville: Could take them to Dumbledore

Hermione: He isn't here right now, remember? Mcgonagall said he was with the Wizard Council

Neville: Right, then we take them to McGonagall, she'll know what to do

Y/n: Hey, I'm not going anywhere!

Ron: Oh yes you are!

Ginny: You'll do whatever we say, unless you want another ass whooping

Y/n: Oh I'll take your ass down Ginger

Hermione, using a sleeping charm on Y/n: That's it, I refuse to hear anymore o this

[nicole-survivor]

Wolfstar vs. Remadora

I ship wolfstar and love Teddy Lupin x Victore Weasley which I know cannot happen without remadora so I can see tonks being surrogate for wolfstar rather than Remus' lover.

What do you think?

[devanofficial]

Houses as Things I Overheard Part Seven

Gryffindor: Why are you fighting the chaos I’m bringing

Hufflepuff: Public safety first, then rockets

Ravenclaw: This is so heterosexual it’s hard to believe it’s real

Slytherin: Baby shoes do do, do do do do, baby shoes do do, do do do do, baby shoes do do, do do do do, never worn

[lippskinn]

Trust

During the first Order Meeting at Twelve Grimmauld Place.

Moody: *About Sirius* How do we know that his story is true? How do we know that he's not selling all information to Voldemort?

Sirius: You don't.

Remus: I was there. I saw Peter alive.

Moody: No offence, but the fact that you and Black are old friends...

Arthur: I trust my son and I trust Harry.

Moody: I just want to make sure that we're not having a spy in our ranks... again.

Sirius: That's pretty rich coming from a man whose imposter successfully helped bring back Voldemort.

Hagrid: I trust Dumbledore.

Moody: Not a good nose for people lately.

Kingsley: Frankly, if we cannot trust Dumbledore or Harry then what are we here for?

[highlydisfunctional1]

Hogwarts houses as conversations I've had with family and friends

Gryffindor: this isn't very cash money of me

Ravenclaw: it's very ebt of you

Slytherin to Gryffindor: I even washed some bowls because I knew if I made you go to the store and wash dishes I would of had to beat the shit out of you first

Slytherin: I've been sad since 2000s

Hufflepuff: weren't you born in 2001

Slytherin: I just had dinner with my family so suicide hotlines be ready

Gryffindor: I have to tell you my elaborate plan to fuck up my life

Ravenclaw: didn't that already happen

Hufflepuff: do you think if I put my snails in my bathtub they will clean it for me

Gryffindor: *aggressively singing 'Bet on it' from HSM2*

Ravenclaw: we can't bet we're underage

Hufflepuff: why can't we start a band

Slytherin: because we all hate each other

Hufflepuff: stop cursing or I'm gonna cut off your lips and throw them away

Slytherin: well I'll just buy new ones and they'll be pink

[thekm11]

Harry, to Dumbledore: Thank you for guiding me and being there for me at all times to get me through all my troubles. Best guidance ever!

McGonagall: *Under her breath* Guess I'll just go fuck myself then...