#wonderbread21

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Shane, if you could turn into another species that isn't Lucario, what would it be?

“A latios! I’d wanna be a feather dragon!”

[refractment]

Trust me, Terry. Don't look up what bara is. You will regret it!

“What do I have to be so scared of, hmm? It’s just a word. I doubt there’s anything all that serious about—”

“W… why are there so many pictures of really buff incineroar with their junks out?”

[refractment]

Was Nova acting weird at any given time? Maybe other than the note he left some other clues as to where he is going?

“He been down on himself lately. At least, that’s certainly what it’s sounded like. There were a couple of instances where I saw him talking into a mirror, but I couldn’t make out what he was saying.”

[ask-the-guiding-light-cast]

SO Baraz, what is your role? If I'm quite frank, you seem like the teacher type.

“I am one of Princess Yuna’s attendants. I’ve served the family since her mother was still an egg!”

“Th-They don’t need to know you’re that old, Baraz!”

[ask-the-guiding-light-cast]

Shane, you should teach everyone how to ice skate! I mean, you're the best fit being an ice type and all.

“But I can’t even ice skate!”

[ask-the-guiding-light-cast]

Say Yuna, Noctum seems like a parent of sorts. Does he act like the parent figure all the time?

“Oh, heavens, no. I couldn’t replace the King and Queen like that. I’m but a humble attendant. Princess Yuna’s parents are quite doting, I assure you.”

“Yeah. I mean... it’s a bummer that Mom doesn’t shoot me out from her horns anymore. But, like, I had to grow up at some point, right?” Her tail shrivels a bit as she says that.

[ask-the-guiding-light-cast]

Say, Latias and Lugia. Have you thought about what you want your familiar names to be?

“Not really. Right now, we’re trying to find a place we can live at. My size makes that a bit on the difficult side.”

“But I have faith we can figure it out. We’re talking with people in Sunrise Village about building a den from the ground up.”

[ask-the-guiding-light-cast]

Oh Shane, the great sky chicken, I beseech thee. Make the people raiding Area 51 find them aliens!

“Are you freaking—” He sighs. “Okay, I’ll put a stop to this.” Shane opens up and Ultra Wormhole and leans into it.

“You damn kids... get off my lawn!”

Shane shuts the portal as frightened shouts echo from the other side. He brushes his upper wings against one another.

“Well, I think that takes care of—”

A second portal opens over Shane’s head and out falls... what appears to be a large, black meteor. It squashes Shane from above, but then four arms and two stubby legs pop out...

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”