There is something seriously wrong with this town.
Why does nowhere sell just milk? Why does always have to have tea or coffee in it? Canât a guy just enjoy a nice glass of milk anymore?

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Cosmic Funnies
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Jules of Nature
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titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
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@nothingbonaboutit-blog
There is something seriously wrong with this town.
Why does nowhere sell just milk? Why does always have to have tea or coffee in it? Canât a guy just enjoy a nice glass of milk anymore?
themattpreston :
No, Iâve never rescued a cat from a tree.Â
Iâm not asking if you have, Iâm asking if you can. My catâs stuck and climbing the tree myself isnât something I feel like doing.
blake--hardesty :
âGod, I am having the worst case of chub rub right now. Literally my thighs are on fire. And all in the name of beauty, which Iâm not sure is even worth it anymore. I shouldâve showed up in a jumpsuit like that girl over there, sheâs got brains.â
âChub-... What? Whatâs- Your thighs? Okay, Iâm really not sure of whatâs going on here, but are you okay? Do you need... ice... or something?â
Leo Bonfamilleâs Masquerade Outfit
kelsi-lin :
âThat was a test to see if you were lying. Good job, you passed.âÂ
âYou were testing me to see if I was lying about not hearing you?â
animated-dakota :
âIf you were a random person, I wouldnât be asking you to turn your head. Iâd be creepily staring at you from a distance.â She noted, before lifting her head. âBesides, if you were a random person, I wouldnât be paying you in food.âÂ
âI donât care what you say. This is creepy.â Leoâs brow furrowed as he reached for a fry on his plate. âFrankly, the only reason Iâm letting you do this is the free food.â
harlowkennedy :
âHave you ever stopped to think for a second that maybe youâre the problem here? Iâm speaking correctly, youâre just not listening. Maybe it would help if you pulled your head out of your ass.â
âAnd now you sound like my mother. More sass and the use of a mild curse word, but itâs like I can actually feel her disapproval.â
sammytsao :
âSorry I was just on the phone but even then I tend to speak quite fast. But no it wasnât aimed towards you so donât worry you didnât miss out on anything important.â
âRight. Yeah, whatever. Go back to your phone call then. Wouldnât want to keep you from anything not important.â
mjaesangs :
âWowâ I havenât had someone make fun of my accent for years now. Clearly, youâre aware that some people canât be all proper Englishmen?â
âYour accent has nothing to do with mumbling. Iâm not exactly without one myself, but at least I talk at an octave loud enough to hear.â
mahiraking :
âWith your attitude, Iâd rather keep my words to myself.â
âWin-win for us both then.â
harlowkennedy :
âExcuse me? I was just trying to give your wallet back, but if I wouldâve known that you were such a dick, I wouldâve let someone steal it. Respect your elders, kid.â
âWow, okay. You know that no one is ever going to respect anyone when theyâre told to, right? Itâs not my problem that you canât speak clearly.â
deaconcatalano :
âAlright, gotcha. I can see how I could âa been a little hard to hear. I said: Move, kid. But now since I gotta second chance, I think Iâm gonna say: Move, brat.â
Leoâs jaw tightened and his hands clenched in and out of fists at his side. âI donât exactly see how Iâm in your way. You know, it is possible to move round a person. I mean, itâs a few extra steps, but Iâm sure your hip can manage it without causing you too much discomfort.â
charlietherose :
âI said, Y o u  l o o k  h o t  i n  t h o s e  p a n t s,â Charlie said, drawing out his words. Then he grinned. âWas that enunciated enough for you?â
â...Yeah, okay. I have places to be.â Leo awkwardly pointed off in some other direction. Whenever the conversation took this kind of turn he never really knew what to do or say.
animated-dakota :
âI was trying to ask you if youâd turn your head to the left. When I asked you to sit to draw a profile, I actually meant a profile.âÂ
âSeriously, why am I doing this again?â Leo rolled his eyes and turned his head again. âDo you always decide to draw random people like this?â
kelsi-lin :
Whoa, just take it easy, man. I was talking to myself more, I do that sometimes, but itâs good to know you were eavesdropping. Hear anything that caught your interest? My mindâs a crazy place.
Right... Yeah, no. Like I said, didnât catch a word of it.
Were you talking to me?
Because, honestly, I didnât catch a word of that. Maybe if you didnât mumble? Enunciate. Seriously, it really helps with this little thing called communication.
âAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.â
basics;
full name: Leo Bonfamille
years of age: Twenty Three
birthday: September 26th
occupation: Restaurant Pianist
faceclaim: Matthew Daddario
personality;
+ Â charming, kind, observant
- moody, sarcastic, self-depreciating
extra bits;
Leo Bonfamille was born in Paris, France to a famous socialite. Him and his two siblings grew up in the public eye and there werenât many people in Paris who didnât know who he was, especially after the incident. When he was eight, the family butler kidnapped him, his brother and sister in an attempt to hold them for ransom. However, the man was quite an idiot and he lost them, leaving them abandoned on the streets of Paris. Eventually they were returned home, but the whole situation had a lasting effect on them, much to the dismay of their mother.
Leo has a habit of keeping people at a distance. Not because he fears theyâll hurt him, but because he thinks itâs him that will hurt them. Besides, people are annoying. Frankly, he hates them all, and if he could get away with it he would never need to leave his home again. He doesnât even like himself all that much. Heâs a walking disaster, really.
secret;
Leo suffers from Intermittent Explosive Disorder. His mother forced him into a medical institution in his late teens, but two years ago he managed to break out. Since then, he has been seeing a psychiatrist who has already done more to help him than that dump he escaped.
most played;
âAnd Iâve always lived like this, keeping a comfortable distance. And up until now I have sworn to myself that Iâm content with loneliness. Because none of it was ever worth the risk.â â The Only Exception, Paramore
âImma do the things that I wanna do. I ainât got a thing to prove to you. Iâll eat my candy with the pork and beans. Excuse my manners if I make a sceneâ â Pork and Beans, Weezer
âHistory repeats itself in phrases scribbled in dark places. Like notches on a belt.â â Kicking & Screaming, All Time Low