#work excuses

[iminmywritersdungeon]

my friends and I were playing work excuses today here’s some of the excuses:

Batman jumped on my car and it exploded

I lost my contacts in the woods

My mom threw me in the washing machine

I got sold to one direction

I chopped my finger off in a blender

I was doing ballet on pointe alongside a penguin

I was dying my hair neon green

I was doing brain surgery on an apple

[katruna]

[thejub]

How to Call Out of Work (7 Best Excuses with Examples)

Excuses to get out of work | Last-minute schedule changes, personal commitments, and lazy days often lead to missing work. Here are the best excuses to call into work next time something comes up. -theJub

[qupritsuvwix]

The 60 Most Ridiculous Excuses People Actually Used to Get out of Work

Employers have heard their share of excuses from their workers who didn't want to come into work. But these excuses take the cake.

[tobogganable]

I'm trying to figure out how to tell my co-workers that I need a shift covered 10/11 for Ferguson...

open to suggestions

[sumofyum]

Sorry I can't make it to work today, I came down with a case of EQUALITY.

[admhawthorne]

Can you write an excuse for my boss stating that I should be allowed to watch OUaT on Netflix while at work because it will help boost my productivity? >.>'

Dear Sir or Madam,

As a qualified individual who is highly trained with extensive knowledge and many years of experience regarding employee productivity, I feel I have enough authority to say definitively that all employers seek to run an efficient organization while maintaining a high quality work environment full of positive motivators for its employees, thus ensuring high productivity and even better efficiency.

Given the fact that many employees have auditory and/or visual stimulus running in the background of their daily lives when not in a working environment, it is safe to say that many employees, while working desk jobs, feel a lack of proper stimulus when at work without the accustomed background stimulus they would otherwise have were they not at work.

Given these factors, it is only safe to assume that, if you were to allow your worker to have auditory and/or visual stimulus running in the background while she worked, she would be both happier and more productive, which would lead to a better overall production for your company, better efficiency quotients, and would ultimately lead to higher year end profits.

Therefore, I encourage you to allow Ms. Dawson to watch "Once Upon a Time" while she's doing her work today. It will only lead to more money in your pockets in the future.'

Regards,

Liv MorenoAn Authority on Stuff and Things