#wormatail

[myrows]

The morning after a full moon

[cazzythefrogking]

marauders incorrect quotes pt 40

Peter: You use emoji’s like a straight person. Remus: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

[midnightsatafternoons]

baby harry: You're supposed to pour the milk first

sirius: No, you pour the cereal first to see how much milk you need

baby harry: It tastes better milk first!

sirius: It tastes the same!

baby harry: Why are you wearing Uncle Remus’s pants?

sirius: Milk first it is.

[feministfangirl1]

Let's get one thing straight, I am not.

Sirius before every marauder meeting

[averydeadpoet]

The essence of being a Peter Pettigrew kinnie is dressing up as James Potter for Halloween

[asktheheirofslytherin]

sorry about the delay, had to go into hiding until your protection came but he is now dead. thank you for the protection and if you’d ever need a favour, i do owe you one so please feel free. wormtail is now no longer

Oh thank Merlin. However - do you have proof? I mean more than a finger. That rat is tricky. May I see a body, or your memory of the event, perhaps? 

[feministfangirl1]

Sirius and Exercising

Sirius: Exercise is so important for healthy lifestyle. That's why I do yoga daily.

Sirius:*lays down on the floor*

Peter: You can't just do the "corpse" pose for an hour.

Sirius: Watch me.