#worstie

[prumanoenjoyer]

Really fucking late birthday shrine for Gilbert Beilschmidt

apparently you can only post 10 pics on the app so pls go to my instagram yoshikofortnite for pictures where you can actually see the merch xoxo

[thecommunityoftrustworthysinks]

so ridiculous you have to feign being a fucking idiot to doctors in order for them to actually tell you anything because god forbid someone has questions about specific conditions

[rosy-locks]

senaaaaaaa

[transwarlock]

we need to bring back ‘worstie.’ for the ecosystem

[builderfreak]

It's been ten minutes ^_^ how's the house?

[@daddestboyhalo]

Unfortunate unprecedented events occurring. Is it normal for leftover jello to start-OH ITS ON FIRE‼️‼️‼️‼️

[lazypanartist]

I got stuck with an Incredible idea for ROTTMNT based on how I have little self control also am a terrible influence--

Listen, we all understand Besties. Your closest friend who helps get you through things, that talks you out of dumb ideas, that gasses you up and makes you feel good but also keeps you tethered to reality.

We Understand Besties.

But what about the boys with their Worsties?

Im talking the friend who somehow helps you get in trouble. the friend who encourages stupid shit. the friend who would have your back if you did something illegal, because theyre right next to you doing something just as bad. The one where "Ohhh i shouldnt im on a diet" means nothing because theyre like "🙄🙄 omg but you want that sundae just get it. live life! have fun!"

The friend who brings out the worst in you...But like...in a Fun Way.

Raph, sweet as he is, with his worstie who somehow always gets in trouble or encourages less than legal things, but always has his back and will be willing to take the fall for him. Only one of them has been to Juvie, and lets be honest, they'd eat poor Raphael alive in there. Worstie may drag him into stuff but thet always also get him out.

Leo with his Worstie who is his hype man- for better or for worse. Yeah, Leonardo, that leather jacket looks sick on you. Omg yeah you should totally as that guy for his number. Pfft, only one flip? Those are bitch numbers. I dare you to do three. I'll bet $40 you can't. Leo's going to fly too close to the sun with how eager he is to take any bet from you. But at least you'll be by his side yelling for him to do a stunt.

Donatello's is probably the worst. "Oooh donnie isnt that laser super dangerous?? oooh donnie where did you get the uranium?? Donnie i dont think hacking the CIA is a great idea-" Man shut up. Donnie you totally should do all of those, and your Worstie is ABSOLUTELY gonna help you hide the evidence. His worstie is going to be encouraging all his dangersous inventions and he LOVES how he can have his Feral Moments with someone at his side. Who cares about a little Geneva Convention violation when you made your PC able to run Minecraft WITH shaders and mods without any stuttering or lag? Oh yeah, or the literal miniature nuclear reactor, thats cool too. BUT MINECRAFT-

Michelangelo has the most sinister but mundane worstie. The worstie who, if you say "I need you to say I dont need this/talk me out of this" theyre absolutely saying you need it, like, yesterday. Poor impulse control AND persuasive are a tricksy combo. Instead of a devil and angel on either shoulder, Mikey just has a devil on one side and you on the other pointing out that really fancy over priced way too sugary slice of cake is exactly what he needs right now. And man....Worstie.... maybe youre right....

This concept just SENDS me because you know what?? You're absolutely right. We've seen that none of the boys have the *best* impulse control, but with their worstie? All goes down the drain.

Also I love when you send me these things, thank you for trusting me enough to post for you ^-^

[tuiyla]

i hate finn <3

[house--centipede]

Ds9 02x04 invasive procedures was basically quark whoring his way into and out of trouble.

the little man is the worst! he had no business moaning like that 😩