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This fucker was eating my tadpoles yesterday. When I picked him up he was super chill, 0 musk, and barely any thrashing. Bro just sat in my hands until I set him down

#solid 7/10 #would be a #10/10 #but the freaking #tadpole #eating really lowered his score #still a gorgeous garter snake though

Jesus would totally be a stoner I can see him smoking a joint and being like, "Dude. The church needs to be better to others, sharing is caring man. Love not hate" Puffs joint

#Honesty time #Jesus #would be a #Totally cool dude.#STONER JESUS FOR THE WIN

It's quarter to 2 in the morning and I can clearly hear someone singing the 1971 Aussie classic Eagle Rock by Daddy Cool despite the fact I have no neighbours within feasible earshot. My working theory is the local wildlife are having a karaoke night.

#or I'm about to be murdered who's to say #would be a #very jovial murderer tho #so that's nice

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#a whole capybara #in #bna #i #as a beastman #would be a #capybara #oh my god #my friend is a hedgehog #cute tiny thing that will stab if she so wishes #im #a capybara #that #cant even transform #brand new animal #dont ask the specifics as to what i mean by that #just #shhhhhh #twitchy screms

i've been writing self inserts since before I realized what self inserts were PEEP THAT DATE LMAOOOO

should i publish this? i feel the world needs this type of reset rn

#reader insert #mcu #marvel #would be a #loki x reader #throwback #i miss 2012 fics

There is nothing I love more than chilly mornings 😍

#its just so refreshing #the only thing better #would be a #view of the mountains #i already have coffee #fall #autumn

So I'm shitty at making friends and my family and other people have suggested joining a sorority next year and I'm just like.... I've seen enough movies to know this is a trap

#pretty sure a #sorority #would be a #terrible experience for me #I already hate myself #lol

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