#would marry

[twofreehamburgers]

Charcuterie Princess of my HEART

[androgyknife]

[laurelwen]

Guess which Tom Sturridge film each of these Letterboxd reviews is about.

Part 4 / 6: Life Changing, I Guess? Part 3 / 6: Serving Cunt Part 2 / 6: Delicious Damage Part 1 / 6: "What Have I Done?"

[fujiwara-z]

LCOTD — day 2: lukas

ok lukas from minecraft story mode is so silly, but istg i did NOT like him when i was a kid which is insane because how could you not. i never liked how he was ‘mean turned nice’ even tho he was never mean, just in some shitty ass gang or smth BUT ANYWAY he’s so scrimble i want to compress him into a ball and then chew on him ok thanks for listening

oh wait i’m not done LMAO so he’s a super genuine character with a lot of dynamic, he always prioritizes other people and he still manages to retain a sassy (real) personality. what a king. he also seems to be the only logic character here for sum reason (besides jesse but that’s bc we choose their options so) but oh well

i was lying btw there are more characters that are logical but i’m lazy to list hehe :3c

[rlmfanfic]

Jay continues to be handsome.

[nvrcmplt]

[rainbowtoothpick]

Just a few Wade thoughts while I was trying to sleep.

The guy probably doesn't have any friends at work. Maybe some of his coworkers attempt to invite him out for drinks and get turned down a few too many times to keep bothering.

He keeps all those sugary things around because while he enjoys well-tended teeth if his captive has more 'bad' food then he has more reason to clean the teeth thoroughly. and if they got cavities he could really enjoy taking care of it. Whether it goes well or not.

Is probably lowkey into other cleanliness focused kinks too but prefers thinking about brushing and dentistry because it's intrinsically related to his hyperfixation

Probably doesn't know anyone else who shares his 'interest'. He doesn't seem like a guy who spends much time on the internet so I imagine he probably feels very alone and weird about his interest. Maybe has some self-loathing over his fetish (in addition to the rest of his self-loathing habits) but wouldn't admit it outright.

One of those weirdos who likes people who smile with their mouth open.

Probably a starter brat-tamer tbh.

Is totally the type to fantasize about getting married in a traditional fancy ceremony.

Seems like he would have a hypersensitivity to smoking and cigs. I just imagine him complaining about an OC that smokes and making them cut the habit.

Attempted to be smooth when kidnapping Gothy-girl. She was way too cool to talk to him but her car needed work and she couldn't escape his awkward attempts at conversation. Eventually he figured he might as well just take her.

[theshadowrealmitself]

Just…thinking about a species from a death planet, with great strength, and intense emotions, that almost wiped themselves out with their violence, and how they worked on themselves, and through effort became these levelheaded people, but also going a step further and picturing them deciding against everything inside of them to be gentle? It Makes Me Feral I’m Sorry