@jakesillybirdman: Serious shelling. - August 3rd 2017
Noah Mayer - May 19 2010
LISTEN. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE SCRUFF.
so obviously the above video is noah mayer in 2017 being filmed by his husband luke snyder, using that ridiculously overused boomerang app. while they spend a beautiful and sunny day at the beach. :’))))))
ella, i! am! pissing! my! god! damn! pants!!!!!!! because no one will understand this photo unless you are both a luke/noah fan AND know where my dog’s namesake if from. JFC KJHDFKJADFA.
BASICALLY. its noah on noah. (or noah on jake). THUS, making this the most BRILLIANT THING EVER CREATED IN LIFE!
thanks, umbrella, for once again blowing my mind with your brain. you might have truly out-punned yourself (not possible).
wait, i gotta post the real photos because it’s still one of my fave shoots of his:
and this one is my fave ^_________^:
thanks for giving me an excuse to post these photos :’)))
me reading your nuke post: "You're fake-laughing too, right?" "Oh, the tears are real."
never have these quotes been more relevant. just the thought of how whoever was in charge of editing the episodes was told to shorten their second kiss and then edit out their third kiss all together makes me want to kick everything again. like looking back now, the censorship was EVEN MORE BLATANT?? and how did i forget about mistletoe-gate HONESTLY. where the camera panned out from their kiss and the excuse they gave was “it was an artistic choice” AHAHDSKJFHFJKFSD.
BUT OKAY HERE LOOK AT THE PROMO PIC OF THEIR WOULD-BE THIRD KISS TO FEEL A ~LITTLE BETTER
Happy Birthday, Ella!
Happy Birthday, my most literal favorite Ella-dumb face! Have some of Derrick Hill’s CUTIE-PIE face on your birthday. I went through a gallery of all the episodes to pick out some (hopefully) nice ones. And I saved like 40 screencaps and it was really hard to choose just these 8. Cause holy balls, this man is freaking PRETTY. I hope you have an amazing day, okay. Because you deserve it so much and every good and nice and GREAT thing to happen to you. I hope you eat lots of yummy things. And mayhaps some Big Gay Ice Cream? Cause, yes, please. Who cares if it’s getting colder? :’) Love you and hope you have a day as BRIGHT and precious as this man’s face. Also, I hope you pet 41263514524152 dogs and puppies. ♥♥♥♥♥
In a text post, list ten FICS that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” works, or even all the same pairing or fandom, just the fics that have touched you or that stuck with you somehow. Tag ten friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them!
i dont think i'm gonna tag 10 but maybe just a handful? i tag sirmorgan (of course), emjayelle (i know you were already tagged in this but am doing it again cause i can :P), wouldicatchyoudreaming (cause i'm interested at what else kind of fic you're reading these days :D), and courtsorcerer (fellow harry/draco reader (still-reader :D))
you don't have to do this though!
hehe. this isn't any type of particular order (well except it being categorized :'))!
1. only three years (harry/draco) by sorion: (this links to ff.net but i read it on mugglenet.com first) this is the first m/m fic and pairing i EVER read and while, imo, it's nothing too special, it opened my eyes. A LOT. and it was THE START OF SOMETHING NEW, IT FEELS SO RIGHT TO BE HERE WITH YOU /sings
2. irresistible poison (harry/draco) by rhysenn: good fucking lord this fic literally took my breath away. and i wonder if it'll still take my breath away if i re-read it again. i havent read it in years but just the fucking INTRICATE as fuck way they wrote how draco's spell backfired was GENIUS.
3. a thousand beautiful things (harry/draco) by geoviki: (another classic in the hp fandom) i first read it on skyehawke and as you can see it's an entire universe but you'll be more than fine if you just read this one. draco takes a vow of silence to help out harry. and it's just so well-written and well put together and such a FREAKING INTERESTING premise.
also gonna cheat and put:
3a. never mind the bollocks, it's draco/harry by geoviki: one of the best crack!fic you'll ever read seriously. i still quote a line from this fic to this day. MY SISTER quotes a line from this fic and she's never read it.
4. all the things we never were (luke/noah) by kayceecruz: i re-read this fic so many times when it came out and more the following year. it just really fucking hurts. kat broke these boys in this fic but then put them back together so beautifully.
5. so wise we grow (kirk/spock) by deastar: FAVE KIRK/SPOCK FIC. so hilarious and witty and lots of great plot and drama. and kirk and spock's relationship development was fucking FANTASTIC. but dear god, don't read the sequel if you are the faint of heart and like to believe that kirk/spock lived happily ever after FOREVER. and even though you know eventually one of them will die, you don't want to have to READ about it hahadfkjhfajfas. (i'm sure the sequel is perfectly fab tho in the way it'll break your heart into a trillion pieces :'))
6. spoctoria (kirk/spock) by waldorph and screamlet: SECOND FAVE KIRK/SPOCK FIC. i mean:
Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up--a love story.
says it all really. the royal au that every fandom needs and gets in ABUNDANCE, BRILLIANCE, AND QUALITY. :')
OH GOD I'M GETTING TO THE MERLIN SECTION. WHICH MEANS, I'LL FORGET ALL THE FIC CAUSE THERE'S SO MANY AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING FIC THAT'S GOT ME DKJFAHFJDKFAHFAJFAFHSD.
7. para bellum (merlin/arthur) by destina: i mean, my comments on it should just speak for itself tbh hehehe
8. day in, day out (merlin/arthur) by suchgreatheights: this is my instant to-go-to medicine fic when i'm feeling like shit about anything. so happy-inducing. and it makes me feel great about love and relationships and people.
9. the good times are killing me (merlin/arthur) by minor_hue: OF COURSE. I MEAN, I DON'T NEED TO SAY WHY, RIGHT?!
10. for your information (merlin/arthur) by reni_days: I MEAN?!?! i laughed so fucking hard and i've never loved a fic so much that was mostly gen. and merlin/arthur don't even meet or get together until like the last few paragraphs and it's still one of my fave fics ever in this fandom.
THERE IS SO MUCH MORE FIC THAT HAVE SLAYED ME AND IMPACTED ME IN GLORIOUS FUCKING WAYS. especially merthur fic. but these are the ones that popped in my head after only a few minutes of thinking (as the meme says) so i went with them. THEY'RE ALL SO GLORIOUS Y/Y?!
wouldicatchyoudreaming replied to your post:Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuu Jake Andrew Silbermann ...
I. KNOW. Hey remember the good ol’ days when we only had to joke about seeing pics of him wet and shirtless and holding an adorable child in his lap? REMEMBER HOW MUCH SIMPLER IT WAS THEN?
Oh man oh man oh man...old wishes from the past are coming true! Quick! What else did we want back then? Naked only wearing an apron and cooking in the kitchen? Shirtless surrounded by puppies climbing all over him?