#wovercoats

[timesaflatsrcle]

They get the body in the coffin in the ground on time (mostly)

[daisybrien]

we get the

BODY

in the COFFIN

in the

GROUND

ON

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Wet Cat Bracket — Round 4

Who is the wetter cat?

Antigone Funn

Jedidiah Martin

Voting ended onApr 15

Propaganda

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats):

She’s a mortician and makes scented embalming fluids

She spent most of her life wearing an anti-allergy space suit (she was allergic to other children)

Only goes out on Thursdays

Everyone in the town thought she died

She only has one dress and it has a hole in it :(

Jedidiah Martin (Camp Here & There):

Arthur is pitiful, yes, but Jedidiah is a pure loser this isnt even a competition

JEDDIESWEEP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jedidiah, Arthur is more equipped to handle his situations than Jedidiah is to handle a relationship

WE DID NOT FUND SEASON 2 FOR JEDIDIAH TO LOSE THIS POOL

GGO MY JEDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE GO VOTE JEDDIE - a Sydney fictive

“Sidknee” 💔💔💔

Art of Antigone courtesy of @acornzest.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats):

Shadows love her

Was the world’s saddest baby

She wins a chocolate-making competition and only two people like it

#I feel like the chocolate thing is also leaving out the fact that it put people into a coma

#SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH DEPRESSION WITHIN TWENTY MINUTES OF BEING BORN

#SHE HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH HER TWIN BROTHER IN THE WOMB ABOUT HIM ABANDONONG HER

Your honor,

Jedidah Martin (Camp Here & There):

go to YouTube and listen to the compilation of every time he says Sydney. that's all the proof you need. he sounds MISERABLE, sad, scared, cold, wet, and like people are always laughing at him. he's awkward. he's avoidant. he's the king of yearning, pining and in the most doomed yaoi relationship of them all. he never shared his feelings but cries frequently. Italians hate him. lesbians love him. British people laugh at him. he has glasses. he loves Star wars. he only listens to game osts. he only wears dumb little khakis and dress shoes…

bonus jedidiah propaganda: the first time he got drunk at a party he asked the dj to play something off the skyrim ost

#jedidiah is teh most pitiful trembling kicked dog in teh rain imaginable he constantly sounds like he is going to either cry or faint #idk who dis jeremy guy is but jedidiah has literally never sounded convincing or confident in his life and he has amounts of ocd #that even god has not seen before #I can’t explain it properly you just have to understand . he’s liek a baby seal being put in water for teh first time and he HATES it #camp here and there

PLUS: the video in question

[heres-to-all-that-is-mine]

(Shaking my fist) Chapman……

[everge]

wooden overcoats s1 ep1 my thoughts for @jupitersparx

"put your hands up if you believe in god" <- good line

the way antigone speaks is so funny and the depression thing is crazy. i can relate

eric chapman there's the guy what was that LAUGH antigone

"i hate raffles"

ngl i'm kind of living for how obsessed antigone immediately was over chapman

the funn siblings aka #1 haters on earth

i think it's really funny how antigone is the one apparently spending 23 hours a day in the mortuary but rudyard's the one that doesn't want to make friends

rudyard's reaction over the guy's death is really funny

and what if rudyard doesn't want to have a nice evening. what then.

okay i really enjoyed that. listening to the second episode now

[average-acorn]

I want to know

does chapman have a beard

yes

no

Idk / he's bald / I like both

Voting ended onMar 16

[mothmans-queer-cousin]

hm my feeling on Rudyard Funn are curious to me so I wanna talk about them

My headcannon for Rudyard is he is completely, entirely, totally and utterly aromantic asexual. This man ticks every single box for aroace stereotypes. He doesn’t want to be anywhere near those types of attractions and we love that for him. Rudyard is my aroace king, albeit the one who upsets his entire kingdom and gets exiled on his first day.

However there is a second version of Rudyard in my head, one that I don’t really think is real but that I keep around anyway for fun. And this rudyard is the chapyard rudyard. Ive read a few amazing chapyard fics and I love the two of them they’re interesting and I’m a sucker for rivals to lovers/secret relationship fics. So I read these and think about them still knowing its this second version cuz rudyard would rather give up Funn funerals and work as a kids birthday clown for the rest of his life than be attracted to eric.

anyway. Here are my fave chapyard fics/writers i was talking about… mostly consumed in the first few weeks after I finished the series a few months ago

Melanie_D_Peony

Arboreal_overlords (check out the non chapyard Wovercoats stuff too its also great)

It Takes a Village Dadyard AU (not chapyard centered which I honestly think I like more than if it was)

There’s danger lurking beneath

[suncrayon]

sasha rackett and antigone funn bffs who are friends with the shadows