The Raid on Innsmouth by Wraithdt Soldier 1: I say Jerry look over there. Jerry: Over where? Soldier 2: Over there by the wall with the paintings. Jerry: Well I say that looks like fish people attempting to summon their eldritch deity. Soldier 2: Right so, Jerry. Jerry: Well they can't do that Pipin. Pipin: No they can not. Jerry: Well did you tell them to stop? Pipin: Tell them to stop? Jerry: Yes, did you tell them to stop? Pipin: I did indeed. Jerry: Well if you did then why are they still attempting to summon them? Pipin: They said "no" and then tried to eat me. Jerry: Tried to eat you? Pipin: Tried to eat me indeed, sir. Jerry: Most impolite, I must say. Pipin: Impolite indeed. Jerry: Why, I would say that were I to eat you I would find you most inedible. Pipin: Most concerning that you have considered what I would taste like. Jerry: Why I take offense to that! Pipin: Well I take your offense as an offense, sir! Tom: Will you two both just fire your fucking weapons already!!
