Buckle up for the crossover AU you didn’t know you needed: Spider-Lan!
Lan Qiren gets bitten by a demon spider one night
The morning bell goes off, he shoots out of bed, and finds himself stuck to the ceiling
Convinced he’s dreaming, he peels himself off the ceiling and manages to make it to the morning lecture
Tries to throw a fan at a guest disciple’s head but it just sticks to his hand
Flees the lecture hall with a twenty-pound book of rules flapping behind him, attached by a thick rope of webbing
Spider-Lan hangs out on the roof waiting to catch disciples sneaking liquor. He’s alive.
Confiscates NHS’s picture book and spends the week it glued to him. Cloud Recesses is littered with the naughty pictures he sheds whenever he moves.
Meditates hanging upside-down from the ceiling
Eventually he’s possessed by a symbiote demon and becomes Dark!LQR
Joins his once-spurned ex WRH on his quest for world domination
Flies around the battlefield on his sword, snatching swords out of cultivators’ hands with his webbing
He’s never felt so free!
….and free to make more rules
Spider-Lan and WRH live happily ever after and co-emperors. WRH issues policy decisions, and LQR is the lawmaker
Issue #2438: Cultivator Uprising In Gusu! Can our webbed wonder and his fiery husband stave off disaster or will the rulebreakers destroy their orderly society? Find out next month!
